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@felixforrester.bsky.social

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Liberals: "Well okay, I know the 1919 tattoo looks bad, but he's saying all the right things!"

We have a primary process for a lot of reasons, and "nazi tattoo" is just below "nazi tattoos (multiple)" in list of most-certainly-disqualifying traits.

22.10.2025 21:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ego.

Everything they've done makes sense when you consider they peaked as campaign dweebs and ever since then they've tried to situate themselves as electoral soothsayers.

They know better than the common rabble and literally think they're saving america lol with their uncommon insight.

22.10.2025 20:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pod Save dork doing nazi apologia on the nazi website and condescendingly framing criticism of the nazi-ness as somehow being classism? Like, *I'm* not surprised but I am surprised so many other people are surprised

22.10.2025 19:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THIS IS A GOOD IMAGE

22.10.2025 19:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

how roided out on bullshit do you have to be to want to assassinate hakeem jeffries of all people. that's like having an axe to grind against a cardboard box filled with packing peanuts

22.10.2025 19:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

bsky.app/profile/feli...

22.10.2025 19:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

okay obvious stupidity of covering bad thing with suspicious thing, if I'm to believe this lying doofus- what exactly does it mean to have opinions that are "far more in line with" knots and a dog. WHAT ARE THE OPINIONS OF KNOTS AND A DOG, PLATNER

22.10.2025 19:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

that coverup looks several weeks old. this is some mickey mouse-ass politicking good lord Maine is not sending their best

22.10.2025 19:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it's like the opposite of a jump scare spotting greg in the wild

22.10.2025 19:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

start accosting your dogshit tattoo decisions. What that inadvertently revealed is that nobody important in his life said shit to him. Which means everyone in his life is either also a nazi-type and/or are terrified of him. Same for all his other psycho marine buddies.

Nobody in that venn diagram.

22.10.2025 19:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

in that ridiculous pod save interview there's a part where he's like "NOBODY IN 18 YEARS OF GOING TO THE BEACH AND WORKING OUT HAS ANYONE EVER CALLED ME A NAZI"

yeah dude it's because you look like a nazi and are built like a refrigerator. of course no stranger is going to go up to you and

22.10.2025 19:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

a statement so opaquely online that it sounds like an activation phrase for a sleeper agent

22.10.2025 18:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

if this Platner situation teaches us anything, it should be that it's finally time to mandate that anyone seeing public office should have to do so in the nude.

you get your clothes back when you win, or when you drop out.

22.10.2025 18:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 323    ๐Ÿ” 39    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

"IT MAKES THE BEST OF HIS MANLY CHARACTERISTIC"

did chatgpt find a fucking time machine or what

22.10.2025 18:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

any talentless cishet white guy with a nazi tattoo will be swamped with the kind of desperate projection of ignorance of nazi shit that Kanye had to work his whole damn life being a musical genius to attain

22.10.2025 16:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

But they have such incredible insight into the inner workings of the 2012 Obama campaign! We better sponsor these bastions of political discourse until the heat death of america!

22.10.2025 16:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Krystal Ball what the fuck are you forreal

22.10.2025 16:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You're telling me the same guy that apologized for saying Cool Things on the internet is the same guy that pulls the classic "actually you're the racist for pointing out my racism"?

Shocking stuff!!

22.10.2025 16:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i know what everyones gasping at but personally im transfixed with mom owning a restaurant. You ever work food service and have to deal with The Owner's Kid? Yeah they love to play pretend being just one of the guys, perfect to be tapped by political consultant groups.

22.10.2025 16:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"Jee I'm just a big dummy" is not what we're looking for in this job position. Move along @grahamformaine.bsky.social

22.10.2025 00:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"This is being funded not by the American Taxpayers, but by American Patriots, American Companies, and your American President!"

So... this is the Riyadh President Festival isn't it

22.10.2025 00:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"doxxing" was named after the first person doxed, Robert Dox, 4520 Jacobs Ave, Belview, MN

21.10.2025 21:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6134    ๐Ÿ” 939    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 56    ๐Ÿ“Œ 15

every year i'm pretty cynical about my birthday and tend to not talk about things i want in general but hear me out-

21.10.2025 21:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Ironic"

Yeah i got an ironic dickbutt meme right over my very heart, because I love irony so much

21.10.2025 21:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This country isn't ready for what happens when SNAP runs out in a couple weeks. You're going to see a lot of the likely pundits and politicians blaming China for showing you all the starving American babies and kids on tiktok.

21.10.2025 20:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

maybe some people on the left that were a bit too eager to stomp out discussion of this prick this morning should feel a slight pang of regret because you kind of look like assholes

21.10.2025 19:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

gods damned warlock is what you are

21.10.2025 19:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

significantly less entertaining self-deception, at that. at least santos is like this diabolical little carmen sandiego gremlin, platner's whole schtick was being a Good One of Just a Regular Dude.

it's like how Wife Guys always end up being Cheat on Their Wife Guys.

21.10.2025 17:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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