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frieren ✨🩵

streeting publishes extremely real whatsapps to mandelson detailing ‘puppy adopting’, ‘orphanage donating’

keir starmer overlaid with impact text (based on an obscure donkey from shrek meme) that says you are mean to me you insult me and you dont appreciate anything that i

statement from the prime minister

red ed redemption (starring ed miliband)

LFG

unfortunate that starmer isn’t a very accurate james as big ange would make a GREAT jessie

I am hearing that on his resignation Morgan McSweeney received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!

RIP BOZO

morgan mcsweeney: [sadly exits downing street]

new chief of staff morgan macsweeney wearing a suspicious moustache: eyy boss he resoigned on his own toims see? let’s get back to woik

i keep telling you to watch his umineko playthrough…………

you’ve heard of valentine’s day. you've heard of galentine’s day. now get ready for alentine’s day. a day devoted to the pure love of unlikely labour leadership contender al carns

“talent is colonialism,” i roar as i furiously install the easy mode completion mod on my copy of touhou 6: the embodiment of scarlet devil

thought you might enjoy this

make ed miliband chancellor so he can hit me over the head with his budget box killing me instantly

jack’s out so i’ve had a couple of g&ts so let me just ask this: there’s a whole ecosystem of tony blair/gordon brown tiktok edits but where are the starmer/mcsweeney toxic yaoi edits? hell where is the wilson era cuntery. i’m slightly drunk. make that three g&ts. thank you all

one of those ww2 propaganda posters but for burrito taxis. when you ride with deliveroo you ride with treatler

starmer’s current argument: wehhhh big meanie mandy lied to me don’t coup me pweeeease 🥺

no new pics where are u mentally

we are honestly never getting ace attorney 7 are we

and while we rub our gnatty hands about leadership manoeuvrings i think it’s good for one’s moral core to remember the actual reason behind all this. which is the violation of women and girls. if you take a minute to think about or to pray for them that’s more than most are doing

because labour mps can’t do anything they will end up not making any moves. they blocked the only guy who actually wanted to make a move. if necessary they will sacrifice mcsweeners but the grim trudge towards the may wipeout will continue apace

ikoku nikki/journal with witch and shiboyugi are genuinely outrageously fantastic shows. i would recommend the former to everyone including those who’ve never seen an anime in their life. however the latter is only for artsy and also evil little freaks like me

got a bottle ready to open if mcsweeney goes. got a bigger one when it’s starmzy

rinsed by badenoch pack it up man you’re done

windrush line down again what the fuck is a ‘norwood junction’

cartoon guy pointing to self

anyway eyes on the prize gentlemen, the only one to go down can’t just be some guy everybody already hates, we gotta shore these numbers UP

“but brown appointed hi-” don’t worry about it kitten ❤️

mr mandelson we find you guilty of everything. your punishment is to have gordon brown hit you with staplers for eternity

four star review in the guardian (which i am not being paid for promoting) titled Dyson PencilVac Fluffycones review: an ultra-light vacuum you’ll actually enjoy using

that’s what jack calls me in private

ghost in t’ shell