Key Figure Marjorie Bouvier Simpson KC

Fantastic, vital piece

You're telling me!

It's a fair point about Fuckstick but I don't think you're being 100% serious if you think she could. 72% maybe.

Ah.

Doesn't look too integrated there.

Lord almighty's truth

In many ways Jobert Renfield is Andy Burnham for how quickly he's zoomed through the factions.

Can the Dubai people just fuck off to Dubai? Let them quite literally cook.

Is that Shelley Duvall on the far right?

Lima? I don't even know her!

So the reason the Jenrick story isn't even a *resigning* affair is Musk Twitter right? I feel even 2024 Farage would have thrown that out.

The Bishop of Birmingham has written to the Shadow Justice Secretary Robert Jenrick about his comments about Handsworth

On channel 5, to be clear.

Just watched a man save an alpaca, Starmer's Wario.

So sorry for being a bit ignorant but when was the last time everyone felt so comfortable being this openly racist do you think?

Oh come on this is gold

Ladies it is October????? Props to Greta on her Flotilla but get back to the climate gworl

None of these are as bad as Your Party in fairness.

Has literally anyone asked Jobert Fuckstick how he feels when he sees an all white area?

Racist leaders are very bad

Jenrick being the loudest member of the Conservative party has already been a huge contributor to the poisoning of our politics. We really don't need any four-dimensional chess about him becoming leader. When it happens, it will be a terrible day for our country.

Ah

I'll bite. What is the benefit we gain from politicians being able to 'thoughtfully' say in private 'blacks, British Bangladeshis, British Pakistanis, British Indians, mulattos....all the same, and clearly from the look of them not-integrated?'

I am genuinely confused what people expect everyone's relationship with the global hegemon to be like, despite it being run by an insane death cult.

Well I mean yes

*chanting* Tramp Ian! TRAMP IAN!

When I see a woman who isn't maximising her...assets...through the power of thought and a £222, 90 minute Harley Street consultation:

Wow this is happening more quickly than I imagined

Maybe not, but you once asked me if my wife was happy with the size of her Golden Grahams.