Jack Tindale

I think abolishing PCCs has broken something in his head.

how your email finds me

The metric system is the tool of the devil! My car gets 40 rods to the hogshead and that's the way I likes it.

Yeah. It’s the same with Citizen Kane. You go thinking it’s going to be worthy but ultimately just a screened play but it really isn’t.

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Fair play, Daniel Hannan's commitment to his comedy bit is unwavering.

It's so funny that the two Commonwealth countries doing the best in the medal table are the two ones that famously do not get that much snow.

These guys really can Skellington.

What a run.

SKELTINTON

reskeet this to die instantly

I have a dim view of most memoirs written by the big players but I don’t think you can understand the Blair government without reading The New Machiavelli. It’ll be on future university reading lists a lot longer than any of the others.

An image of a man in his early thirties, standing in a park in south London. He is inexplicably wearing a casual dinner jacket, red chinos, a checked blue shirt, and has a CCCP pin badge acquired from an Armenia flea market. He’s also clutching a can of Stella Artois.

This photo from a few years ago remains the coolest I have ever looked.

Still funny.

andy burnham pointing at something and laughing scousely

new ‘get a load of this guy’ reaction image just dropped

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

It's funny how, despite being a genuine actor, how crap Lozza is at any sort of public speaking. He has a weird type of anti-charisma.

Trapped In A Fantasy World Where The Subjugation And Sale Of Demi-Humans Is Normalised, I Will Seek To Overturn The System By Using All My Skills In Bleeding Kansas (With My Semaphore).

There's something insanely funny about the term "indigenous Iranian missiles".

An actual, sentient, human being, who speaks English as a first language, typed those words out, looked at them, and went "yes, nailed it".

Well done to all of you who prayed and sacrificed goats yesterday, we have successfully banished the Orb of Fire that caused such fear and consternation amongst the body politic.

The FT contest that challenged readers to redraw Europe’s borders The extraordinary story of when, two months into the bloody Great War, the newspaper launched an unusual competition

What an incredibly cool FT article and WWI story!

The FT contest that challenged readers to redraw Europe’s borders (🎁🔗)

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You’ve got it on the valence.

We are calling this “insane” levels of Tindale on Valentine’s Day.

Amazing.

ENDUT! HOCH HECH! is a great bit of wordplay isn't it? It's obviously absolute nonsense (like the crap faux-Cyrillic сфир ет sеqонж) but you immediately can tell it means something akin to "END! NOW LAUGH!" with all the terrifying insinuations that the secret police will come around if you don't.

Bouba bf Kiki gf

It’s what he does.

@coneshotline.bsky.social IRL.

One fanfic trope I hate is when they all make Misato out to be a massive ladette slob. She isn’t. In canon she’s a very stressed hyper-competent military commander who has precious little time to actually relax.

Reskeet this if you’re a real Misato defender.

-Jenning de Boo? Now what sort of name is that?

-Well, he’s Dutch and he’s a ghost from Super Mario.

no

Again, I apologise to my Dutch friends but you don’t make this hard.