Ceej (they/them)

The algorithm keeps showing me pictures of bears and my brain does the rest. 🐻
#bg3 #halsin

Why do boomers keep mansplaining things to me with very clearly copypasted text from Google AI Overview? This is the second time this week ffs, I need to punch something

A nonbinary person stands in front of a portrait wall in natural sunlight, smiling with eyes cast down. They are wearing a light sage green handknit hat and handknit shawl, both with leaf motifs!

Pros of knitting small projects: fast AND engaging, so much satisfaction completing a project! Cons of knitting small projects: dealing with horrendous bamboo DPNs you bought a bajillion years ago before you knew better 😅 This hat was so fun to make and also knitting the crown almost killed me lol

A black and white tuxedo cat basks in a windowsill napping on a blue knitted window runner (slightly visible under his belly). His head and paws rest on his old orange-and-white cat bed, like a pillow.

Made a brioche knit 🧶 scarf-slash-window-runner for Berlioz, placed it on the windowsill last night hoping he will approve. Just got a text from my partner, less than 24 hours later HE’S NAPPIN 😭 SUCCESS

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one must imagine sisyphus edging

Thank you, I’m doing a bit better today thankfully. Went for a walk outside in the sunshine to give my hands a short break from lots of knitting. Currently working flat stockinette in DK weight, so the repetitive rhythm is definitely helping lol

I don't think I've cried this much since I was a literal infant. The numbers currently stand at 4 separate instances of serious crying in 24 hours, I'm teetering on the edge of dehydration. Still, we soldier on as best we can, preferably with knitting in hands and Dimension 20 in the background 🧶

I’m trying but mostly I’m serving can’t

A screenshot from a webpage hosting the snowboarding video game featured in 'You-lympics'.

think you can top brennan's score of zero?SNOWBOARD THE BEST is now available to play in your desktop browser! show me your high score!

minigames.dropout.tv/

A person stands on their porch wearing a long forest green cloak/cape, paired with a flowy light green tunic, brown hobbit pants, and fuzzy socks! Their face is painted with green leaves around one eye. A progress Pride flag is draped over the porch railing in the background of the photo.

Two hands laid overtop one another to display nail art. Shimmery green-blue nails with black line-work detailing to evoke the image of beetle wings!

Two hands held in a gentle ‘grabby’ position to display nail art on all 10 fingers. Shimmery green-blue nails with black line-work detailing to evoke the image of beetle wings!

Documenting my outfit last night for my birthday party! Dress code “like you’re going to a renfaire” so you know we had to wear the cloak ✨ Nail art was done by me, inspired by beetle wings! You can’t quite tell in the pics, but they’re translucent! Took a day off from knitting to have press-ons lol

Sage green triangle shawl displayed on a navy blue background. Little leaves are knit along the bottom of the shawl, draping from right to left. The free pattern used is Saroyan by L Abinante on Ravelry, yarn used is Big Twist Living in color Sage

Finally got around to taking pictures of my finished leafy shawl! (finished 6 days ago) Wore it to birthday dinner last night, perfect for a 50 degree spring evening 🍃🥰🧶

Want to get into Dimension 20, but don't know where to start? We've got a very helpful video for YOU up on Dropout and the Dimension 20 Youtube channel! Also, Brennan finally explains all the titles 🧠

Blessed to have a thoroughly fleshed-out Ted Lasso omegaverse AU blossoming in my mind… cursed to be unable to put pen to “paper” and start writing the damn thing. If I bang my head hard enough against a table, do you think the fanfic will pour out of my ear already written?

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The finished project! Two weeks of work (though I may yet add a button/button loop to the corners), and I’m ready to move onto the next project! 🧶

Photograph of James lance wearing a black tux, stood on the left with hand on stomach smiling and Jason Sudeikis wearing a white tux with hands crossed and smiling at James. The photo could be a wedding.

S4 TedTrent wedding. Manifesting 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️

The pattern is on Ravelry (it was a free PDF), and the name is Triangle Shawl No. 1 by Justine Malone. I am using Lion Brand Mandala yarn (material is 100% acrylic) in the color Banshee, which is technically not the right weight of yarn for this project, but it’s working well so far!

On the background of a white-blue-navy knitted blanket (one of my first ever completed knitting projects), the beginnings of a knitted shawl in progress sits on circular needles next to the yarn cake being used. Vogue Knitting- The Ultimate Knitting Book sits beside the shawl knitting project.

Today I got a very special delivery- a pretty set of wooden interchangeable circular needles, and the Vogue Knitting book! I cast on for my very first shawl while also reading from a pattern for the first time! Very optimistic about my knitting learning journey, send good vibes ✨🧶✨

i’m once again yelling over the parallels in ted lasso re: rebecca and matthijs 🥰

As promised: Frame-by-frame analysis of the Shrek 5 teaser.
youtu.be/UYBRT1-Jmnw

True Story: The first time I ever saw a real bear was at a zoo. It did that thing they do where they sit and grab their feet and it was so cute I couldn't stand it and started to cry. 🥲

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#bg3 #art

your outie loves to bounce on it crazy style. your outie is proficient at eating ass. your outie gives head that makes people forget math. your outie fucks like they're going off to war the next morning. your outie has impregnated half the town. your outie has a huge c

My favourite Ted lasso plot point is gay.

As I am telling my clients this week, "The purpose right now is to overwhelm you into hopelessness and despair. Which means caring for yourself and others, and continuing to find joy is an ongoing act of revolution. Feel the pain and grief, that's real. Your inner light cannot be destroyed."

Gorgeous yarn, whatever you are making will be beautiful! As someone whose two main passions at the moment are knitting and Ted Lasso, I relate lol

Very fair lol nail art is hard, but I'm trying!

Love the penguin!! OMG I have to try it myself ✨

Those are so cool! The pattern is perfect for honeycrisp ✨

A hand is posed against a green curtain to display nail art. The design is tortoise shell with gold decal stickers near the cuticle line.

A hand is posed against a green curtain to display nail art. The design is tortoise shell with gold decal stickers near the cuticle line.

Tried tortoise shell nail design for the first time! Used blooming gel and jelly polishes, and I think it came out too thick for the press-ons I made, but I’m still proud of these! Let’s see how long they last before they pop off lol #nailart #diygelnailart