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Ian Cleverly

@mr-celery.bsky.social

Write a bit, cycle a bit, cuddle the cats and drink beer. Reluctant runner when I can be bothered

1,023 Followers  |  149 Following  |  452 Posts  |  Joined: 12.11.2024  |  1.4724

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Back at it #GodMadeMePunky

22.02.2026 17:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Kernal, from Bermondsey. They never miss in my book

22.02.2026 14:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Mild out

22.02.2026 12:57 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

There’s a lot of ends in this curling business, eh? Come on, Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁒󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

21.02.2026 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Mind yer chips, mate

21.02.2026 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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What IS she building in there?

21.02.2026 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Smear tactics

21.02.2026 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Noted, cheers pal

19.02.2026 23:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Loved the Spice Girls personally, but whatever

19.02.2026 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Haha bloody ha!

19.02.2026 14:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Booked a speed awareness course. Fair cop 🚨

19.02.2026 10:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Abandon shipment: how an Amazon van got marooned on the UK’s β€˜most dangerous path’ Driver reportedly checked with base and was told to continue when GPS directed van on to Essex mudflats

Fine piece of writing, this, in case you were wondering about that Amazon van www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

18.02.2026 15:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Bike delivery day. Bagged all the spaces on the train

18.02.2026 12:39 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The staff at M&S Heston services are simply delightful. End of message

17.02.2026 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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New bike day. It’s beige

15.02.2026 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Bennie’s Wuthering Heights review is in. Not bothered

14.02.2026 22:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ooh, I say…

14.02.2026 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, that’s sad, but makes sense

14.02.2026 14:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was thinking, listening to the football, when the commentator said β€œthat’s gone for a Burton throw”, where does the expression come from?

14.02.2026 14:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Canadians cheating? Whatever next?

14.02.2026 14:09 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, nobody will use it, so who cares?

13.02.2026 11:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The boy loves a clean duvet cover

13.02.2026 11:44 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Grampy Howell, Wiltshire chapter, Peaky Blinders

12.02.2026 14:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That is amazing

11.02.2026 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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If the cap fits

10.02.2026 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My word of the day, as I had to look it up: rimed - covered with frost

10.02.2026 16:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A euphemism, I fear

07.02.2026 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is Sticky Vicky, the vixen. Usually ignore the foxes but she has shocking mange, so getting food and meds down her. Loves Golden Syrup for pud. Fingers crossed

07.02.2026 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

V, on her commute to Deptford, would always dismount and walk through that section. I get it πŸ˜₯

07.02.2026 13:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Last night there was a vigil for the first cycling fatality of the year on London's streets. I was there. Here are some thoughts (no paywall).

If this strikes a chord with you, please comment on the post and share.

open.substack.com/pub/nedboult...

07.02.2026 10:20 β€” πŸ‘ 110    πŸ” 43    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 8

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