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Likely a human // Likelier a Derek
Well, my wife called this when she was watching Ryan Preeceβs sledding video the other day. #witch π§ββοΈ
05.02.2026 02:36 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1Briscoe is aβ¦ *checks notes/consults wifeβ bass pro bitch
05.02.2026 02:02 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0okay button. best button.
18.12.2025 04:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0America in 2025 is basically that βGod Warriorβ episode of Wife Swap, but crazier and with nazis.
29.11.2025 17:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hear me out. A House of Dynamite, but itβs solely about whether or not I will give into a defcon 1-level snack attack at 9:43pm. I promise it will actually end with some kind of resolution.
09.11.2025 18:12 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time
Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time
05.11.2025 23:00 β π 13814 π 2316 π¬ 112 π 86β.. in a group Signal chat, .. he wrote in part: βI fired 5 rounds and she had 7 holes. Put that in your book boys.ββ
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03.11.2025 02:29 β π 21 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0To quote Bill Murray, βmedium talent.β
03.11.2025 00:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Donβt take it from me, listen to Snopes! Speaker Johnson signed a bill to cut $186 billion from SNAP. And again, itβs HIS party that wonβt help millions of Americans put food on the table this month.
02.11.2025 20:27 β π 3807 π 1968 π¬ 150 π 72This is shit like Larsonβs personality. Everyone throws around βMickey Mouse championβ a lot but Iβd say this is a fair use of the term.
03.11.2025 00:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0A shit end to a shit season. See you in February #Nascar βοΈ
02.11.2025 23:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Fuck William Byron and fuck Kyle Larson.
02.11.2025 23:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Indeed. fuck this.
02.11.2025 23:53 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Say it with me, NASCAR fans will never be happy.
02.11.2025 02:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I think Michael Waltrip is asking for an intervention #nascar #foxsports
01.11.2025 01:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A gentle reminder that crime has been steadily decreasing for decades since peaking in the early 90s.
16.10.2025 23:45 β π 44 π 6 π¬ 3 π 0KISS the band sucks, but Ace Frehleyβs βNew York Grooveβ absolutely fucks.
16.10.2025 23:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is what it looks like when your community stands up.
11.10.2025 19:21 β π 16675 π 4007 π¬ 261 π 116Jesus Christ! You took the wrong 79 year old!
11.10.2025 19:06 β π 1763 π 264 π¬ 36 π 10Hell, let his fit in the interview speak for itself. π€ π€‘ Dr Methhead Phil
11.10.2025 17:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Author who hates himself in a real Nick Fuentes way, whose entire career is defined by good filmmakers elevating his c grade work tries desperately to remain relevant with a shit take. FIFY
11.10.2025 17:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is one of the funniest NASCAR related images Iβve seen and itβs not even close. Washed.
05.10.2025 23:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Mark Martinβs 2009 campaign was great. He wasnβt as good as Johnson. Again, itβs okay, but it had nothing to do with whether or not he used the chrome horn.
28.09.2025 23:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Mark Martinβs 1998 season was one of the best. It had nothing to do with putting someone in the wall. He wasnβt as good as Gordon and thatβs okay.
28.09.2025 23:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I feel like this is a broad generalization that has nothing to do with Mark Martin. Admittedly MM was an incredibly clean driver. His lack of championships has nothing to do with him not roughing up a driver. He simply was the inferior driver in every championship run he was in. Sorry.
28.09.2025 23:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Anticipate dirty and/or desperate driving, sure. Bubba ran an aggressive race and his team owner of all people ran over him and stepped on his own dick in the process. Thatβs embarrassing for Denny, sure.
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