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is this even a fess?

Hi I'm janne and I approve this message

Any other time, any other President, and "the dude was in a global conspiracy to fuck them kids" would have been 24/7 coverage. Even Dubya.

I remember the fucking Lewinsky coverage. Our media have become craven hacks carrying water for rich pedophiles and I feel insane typing that but there it is.

watching The Dark Crystal and gasping at every new character and saying "that's you!" to gf

Obama in The Simpsons universe: My yellow Americans

you can never be too safe

this is why I always flip a can (twice) before opening, you can't be too safe

A good prank would be to hand someone a can of soda upside-down. When they crack it open, it will spill all over their legs 😂🤣

Thx @anyaustin.bsky.social

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Demotivational posted style meme. Image of Abe Simpson "style at the time macro" text outside image captioned "SO I FORMATTED MY MEME LIKE THIS, which was the style at the time."

there should be activities at the bus stop, like air hockey?? time passes so slow. 23 mins at the bus stop is like 3 hours in real life

"Do you have a better suggestion??" is actually killing me, he's simultaneously a natural poster but also the worst poster of all time

lol, lmao

200 and chill

feeling blessed not to be in a meeting

you wouldn't hold E to post

as someone who's grown up with PC gaming, the one crime that console-first development has inflicted on the world (imo) is normalising "hold to interact"

could 2025 be the year of "jerry yes"?

(waking up from a coma): Doctors are bad now

trust, safety & drive time

the bluesky team should make the text on this app bigger so it's easier to read while driving

Label: Nu Black ‎– NNU 2001https://www.discogs.com/Ed-Rush-Trace-Nico-Mad-Different-Methods-The-Droid/release/30252All rights belong to Nu Black Ed Rush, Trace & Nico - Mad Different Methods

Ed Rush, Trace & Nico - Mad Different Methods #drumnbass www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoWW...

no! i'm not enjoying this app! im not enjoying anything! but i refuse to give you more data!!!!!!

i will never rate any app in the app store

there are dozens of us (adults)

heathrow central bus station has to be the worst "welcome to our lands" experience for anyone new to the UK, embarrassingly shoddy

would have hoped to have more ingots at this stage of my life

this is something you simply have to do. For example I will never, ever, ever learn who Mr Beast is and that's good

Beaver King