Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism

The world boos JD Vance.

The world is all of us.

Perfection.

These 10 demands will only work if ICE actually follows them.

But the best way is for the entire agency to be shut down yesterday.

I'd be ok with ICE wearing masks as long as it restricts their sight, hearing, smelling, and breathing.

Or they have to be size of a sports team mascot mask.

Anger in White House over now-deleted Obamas post It’s not clear whether the persowhat one GOP senator called “the most racist thing” shared by the administration will face further discipline.

White House is PISSED over the Obamas-as-monkeys post. It's believable Trump didn't see it before one of his staff posted it. I'm sure he snickered at first till he heard the backlash, even from Republicans.

It does have Steven Cheung written all over it though.

www.semafor.com/article/02/0...

The racism has always been there. For centuries.

In public, most people USED to say "Of course racism is bad!"

Now they're not afraid to say, "Is racism really that bad? It depends."

A man who cheated on all of his wives, lives in denial, and built his career on conning others NEVER APOLOGIZES for anything.

Thinking out loud.

I think the strongest chance to flip Mitch McConnell's seat in the Senate would be if Gov. Andy Beshear ran for Senate in Kentucky. I know he has presidential ambitions, but a Democratic majority in the Senate is 1000000x more important.

WATCH: Entire Crowd of Wrestling Fans Chant ‘F*ck ICE!’ in Jarring Trump Rebuke A pro wrestling crowd broke out into a "Fuck ICE" chant in the middle of a match during Wednesday night's AEW event in Las Vegas.

Trump's losing the wrestling crowd.

www.mediaite.com/media/sports...

We will still fight back at the polls no matter what they try.

Choosing corruption is a suicide pact that dictatorships make. They cannot survive on pure brute force and bullshit. Eventually despots devolve into paranoia and dictatorships cannibalize each other.

Correction: Headlines Like This Will Backfire

"sending" is bad auto-correct for "snorting"

I call him Dimebag Uday, but that would be an insult to Uday may he rest in hell.

The Stars and Redactions.....

Like bank robbers

But everyone can still see his shit-stain of a face.

Comer picking a fight with Hillary is like a second string high school kicker going up against the Seahawks.

ObergruppenFARTER

The National Prayer Breakfast went from the "Our Father" to the "Sour Farter"

From the "Our Father" to the "Sour Farter"

No matter how loud they yell or how much they foam at the mouth, Trump's DOJ has no jurisdiction over the rest of the world.

Awesome!

No matter how loud they yell or foam at the mouth, Trump's DOJ has no jurisdiction over the rest of the world.

Fun fact:
Bad Bunny is an American Citizen.
Nicki Minaj is a green card holder in the process of becoming a citizen.

Trump used to vote for Democrats.

WOW.

The DOJ is redacting the names of pedophiles actually CONFESSING to pedophilia.

What the actual fuck

Democrats Ease Up On 1 Of Their Biggest ICE Demands Masks might still be OK in "extraordinary and unusual circumstances," Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer said.

Why doesn't Schumer just fast-forward to the part where he backs down and just gives Noem a strongly worded finger-wagging on a yellow post-it?

www.huffpost.com/entry/democr...

Trump's bombing of Venezuela seems like ages ago. So does the Greenland obsession.

Stephen Miller went from "Alex Pretti was an assassin" to "maybe the agents didn't follow protocol."

Stephen Miller never backtracks. He didn't for Renee Good's murder. Why did he backtrack here?

Because Jonathan Ross is white.

The killers of Pretti are named Jesus Ochoa and Raymundo Gutierrez.

Trump is mentioned in the Epstein files more than Jesus is mentioned in the Bible. Nearly 40 times more. With another 3 million pages still held back.

That's more than enough to make Trump Lord Pedophile.

He has the charisma of cyst on a hyena's butt