Phoenix

Hyle, your original pronunciation of Rolluskoid is absolutely the correct one. Don't listen to the haters! The portmanteau works way better if you pronounce the "roll" part of the name as, well, "roll"

Matt Cornah Fracts

Homo Superior?

He/they Jeff?!

Battletoads?

Agender: Jim Steinman writing Nowhere Fast

Can you imagine a show killing off a dog like that? People would flip out

Supermarket Sweep but with a Dracula you have to avoid would rule

I get singing in the shower, but playing *bongos* in the shower? Ridiculous

And even when they try to avoid that pronunciation, they end up saying 'Urine Us'

I was gonna chastise you for not including birds, but if I'm honest with myself, deep down, I know that Kazooie isn't bringing ANYONE together. 😔

Black Myth Wukong is the Dragon Ball-est of those 3, so maybe that'd be good? But on the other hand, there might not be a Piccolo in it, so maybe not?

My attachment to each Nintendo franchise.

🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡 Earthbound
🟡🟡🟡🟡⭕️ Metroid
🟡🟡🟡🟡⭕ Star Fox
🟡🟡🟡🟡⭕️ Mario
🟡🟡🟡⭕️⭕️ Rhythm Heaven
🟡🟡🟡⭕️⭕️ WarioWare
🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡 Donkey Kong
🟡🟡🟡⭕️⭕️ Kirby
🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡 Pokémon
🟡🟡🟡⭕️⭕️ F-Zero
🟡🟡🟡🟡⭕️ Zelda
🟡🟡🟡🟡⭕️ Fire Emblem
🟡🟡⭕️⭕️⭕️ Pikmin
🟡🟡🟡🟡⭕️ Animal Crossing
🟡🟡🟡🟡🟡 Splatoon
⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️ Xenoblade

This sounds like quite the undertaking, so I'd recommend getting a mousy little assistant in charge of admin to help shepherd the competitors through their "Tasks" for you.

As a bonus, having someone working directly under you like that could be a bit of an ego boost!

I suppose that's a fair trade for 'Glower the Tadpole'. I'll allow it!

Nintendo will have to pry Mining Melancholy from my cold, dead, four-fingered hands.

Important note about Banjo-Tooie: it's one of the best games of all time and it knows it

YouTube video by Nintendo of America Nintendo 64™ – October 2024 Game Update – Nintendo Switch Online + Expansion Pack

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A superimposed text shouts "...AND MEET QUIRKY CHARACTERS!" One of those quirky characters, Jolly Roger (an anthropomorphic sailor frog/politician/bartender), introduces himself behind the bar. "I'm Jolly Roger, town mayor and proprietor" Screen grab from the Banjo-Tooie announcement trailer for Nintendo Switch Online.

It's time to GET JOLLY. The original N64 version of Banjo-Tooie is coming to Nintendo Switch Online + Expansion Pack next week, marking the first time in 22 years that it's been commercially available!

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God, yes

Dim mak peace, not war.

DK Vine's "The Eyes of March Bluesky Giveaway!" promotion. The DK Vine logo and the Bluesky logo are each affixed with Googly Eyes and staring at a Fangamer Banjo-Kazooie Eyes pin.

To help us get more EYES on our Bluesky account, we're giving away two of @fangamer.com's long-retired #BanjoKazooie "Eyes" pins! To enter, simply follow DK Vine here on Bluesky and repost this post! We'll draw the two winning accounts at the end of March!

This is going to sound crazy, but before they did all the layoffs, did anyone check to see if all the money was going to, like, three guys?

If you made two comics they could have kissed. Now your one comic has nobody to kiss, and on Valentine's Day, no less 😔