Andrey Summers

Will pay literally any amount for 3000 words on this little visit, please sir, coming to you with tears in my eyes etc

Someone finally blowing the whistle in an exhaustive 60 Minutes exposé about what's really going on in hell

This stuffing is a FARCE, Olivia, you

It is set in Toronto

Is that an order?

Like… not knowing what it is, or?

Me, in Frankenstein World, staring down at a table of loose cadaver parts:

“I don’t know, man, I think I’m going to need more than a year.”

You can only be a binge planet for so long

It ain’t easy being a superstar.

This is actually what looking at stuff is like when when you’re 40

This is how Dostoyevsky would post

Maybe they should have said it was from the world of The Office? From the world of Warcraft???

WHAT WORLD SHOULD WE TELL PEOPLE THIS POTENTIALLY ORIGINAL STORY IS FROM?!!

Have you seen the television program Godless?

Canada is incredible for hearing about a beautiful, breathtaking lake and making a plan to go there, and then finding out it is closed.

“Isn’t it… it’s a LAKE though, right? Like, a massive natural lake?”

“It is, sir.”

“So why can’t we—“

“It’s closed.”

INCREDIBLE: The unprecedented power of AI has revealed that Edward Hopper’s “Nighthawks” is staged, as the painter must have intended, in a diner called “PllLlides”

AI industry horrified to face direct consequences of its obviously illegal actions

i wonder why all those scientists never thought of that. that's going to be quite a lot of egg on their faces

the plot of every classic horror movie is like “what if the real monster was man all along 🧐” and the plot of every modern horror movie is “what if there was a witch 😜”

The government is tyrant-maxing. It’s giving despot

fucking hysterical to hear the 'poor little genAI industry' crying about being bullied with "copyright law" as if it's some novel, untested area of jurisprudence.

If you don't want to be sued by 7 million people don't steal from 7 million people, that's a pretty simple legal concept

Well for starters, people who understand the difference between “a prompt” and “a story”

The annoying thing about this is it should by now be obvious to everyone WHY it made this error. Most often, people are checking how many Rs are in berry, so the most common answer regarding letters in berry is two.

Transformers will never not work like this, and Sam Altman knows this.

Didn’t want to believe this was true. It’s true.

Rome better watch out cause Visigoths implies the existence of invisigoths

Every commercial:

“We bet you think Lay’s potato chips are American?

FUCK you!

Here are the birth certificates of all of our staff!

Lay’s. The most Canadian thing in the cosmos.”

I have a simpler reason: for some people like me who are school nerds, an A is 90% and a B is 80% and I wanna be giving some of these imperfect things A’s still.

9.5 / 10? Now that’s some useless nonsense.

Yeah I imagine she would

I’m not mistaken that you’re the author of seminal Donnie Darko review “a rabbit pesters a man” right?

Ben I am 40 and hold a masters in creative writing save yourself

we’ve made it clear that anyone who visits the US could be disappeared into a Salvadoran prison but I’m sure it’s the kids and their avocado toasts who’re to blame