@fitzdarcy.bsky.social
Vicarious dating expert (4 sisters-in-law). Atty. Real estate investor. Go Birds. I🧡TLOAS 🫶🦅💚
Facts #gobirds
09.02.2026 00:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Same, except we are just eating instead
09.02.2026 00:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I just don't care *at all*
09.02.2026 00:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I'm in a whole house of Birds fans that have precisely zero fucks to give about this game. We really tried. #eagles
09.02.2026 00:11 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Guess you don't read much
18.01.2026 21:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yes, but this is Howie. He's probably been working on some crazy multi-way trade + some cash combo for 6 weeks. AJ is a liability in all scenarios, whether as a player who can't be trusted (or refuses to play), or because of the dead cap $$. Let Howie cook and see what he comes up with
15.01.2026 13:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0He's a stage 4 malignancy who deliberately screws up plays
15.01.2026 13:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I'm not under the impression that Saquon is a fan, but he'll also do whatever is best for the organization. He's a pro in the truest sense of the word
15.01.2026 13:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Who did that?
15.01.2026 13:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We can only hope
14.01.2026 00:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🦅💚🦅
14.01.2026 00:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I didn't say he did
14.01.2026 00:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I don't think Nick will be allowed to make that decision
13.01.2026 21:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Rumblings that there's bad blood between him and Fangio, but IDK
13.01.2026 21:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hey @philadelphiaeagles.bsky.social let Patullo I'm still willing to drive him to NY or Balt. A promise is a promise 🦅🦅🦅#eagles
13.01.2026 21:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He'd have to catch the damned ball
13.01.2026 21:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0They should have had the opening ONE day after their playoff loss to the 49ers
13.01.2026 21:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Agree but this is Philadelphia so if he's on the streets he's fair game 😂
13.01.2026 21:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0If I were KP I would GTFO of town fast. I would absolutely not show my face at LFF ever again. But he's an idiot, so 🤷♀️
13.01.2026 21:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They fire Kevin Patullo *as offensive coordinator* - somehow he still has keys to the building
13.01.2026 21:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0CORRECT
13.01.2026 21:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0*from his position as OC
13.01.2026 21:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1I'm going to hell for chuckling
13.01.2026 21:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0This is a generous headline IMO
13.01.2026 21:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He didn't really have a QB all season. And anyway we're used to that already 🤣
13.01.2026 21:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He knew what he was in for when he took the $$$
13.01.2026 21:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Maybe they're still negotiating with Harbaugh
13.01.2026 21:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0He deserves to choose the next one
13.01.2026 21:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Let Jalen pick the next OC
13.01.2026 20:59 — 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 1I just don't think he's aging well. Not a bunch of miles left no matter where they put him
13.01.2026 20:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
