mollz

bro they're making you slightly trapezoidal in the group chat right now

yes same on all counts

i never even tried it, the smell alone was terrible

i distinctly remember when the snack was ants on a log at some day camp thing and i was outraged and offended morally at the very idea. i was like five

SHE'S DONE. we started working on these on monday!!

more like Popular Boy (godspeed)

don’t burn her out! keep it fun! balance with breaks! don't let her get distracted! don’t get frustrated! and for the love of god don't break down and do them yourself bc that's not how she learnssssssss

r's got 13 valentines done, 7 more to go. threading this particular parenting needle is impossible

drawing of a crazed cartoon bear with bloody teeth entering frame from the lower right corner. text reads: do not be eat up [sic] by hungry bear consider instead to be my Valentine. So sweet!

print this out and give it to ur sweetie

this feels like ai slop

a true poster

i mean english peasants weren't exactly renowned for their intellect. i just relay the history

what, like silver bullets

from what i can see it was just polly and molly (also may and mamie among others). i think golly is just a mild oath/euphemism for god in place of swearing

and also molly is def a mary nickname

so basically in old timey england there were about 15 names and they loved rhyming and nicknames. so if you had 5 marys in your family you needed a way to differentiate them all

it’s an old diminutive of emma! i think that's neat

last night i couldn't fall asleep until i remembered the only name that fully switched from female to male usage (emmett)

screenshot of a reddit comment which reads: I'm pretty sure Charles Chaplain made a similar speech in The Great Dictator

charles chaplain

incredible, yet terrifying… this new AI chat program effortlessly simulates any animal… within a year it will replace all our barnyard creatures… I fear for the future and also need more money to develop it

the best daft punk is the one where they go 'you and me better ain't harder than faster, so let's daft punk like they do on the discovery album'

Today I woke up at 2 AM. Instead of falling back asleep my brain decided to conjure up these images which haunted my mind palace until properly expelled

queen

dudes rock

1997 AUSTIN POWERS (LOOKS AND ACTS LIKE IF BROSNAN BOND WAS A RAVER): How's all that end of history going, then? Still da bomb?
2027 BASIL: That's why we thawed you out. It was a bit overblown, I'm afraid.
1997 AUSTIN POWERS (THROWING BUCKET HAT TO THE GROUND): Oh, that's so gay

juliet capulet is a julia gulia-ass name

jenna maroney

sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young

disgusting

incredible