mollz

disgusting

timothy olyphant in go. he was so beautiful in that movie, very important to the development of Teen Me

reddit post screenshot from the r/cincinnati subreddit. user thedudeistminister writes: Need help with a wedding costume • • I am officiating a ceremony as the Swedish Chef at the end of the month. I need to find a white shirt with blue vertical stripes. I am 6'5 and need it to be oversized so something around a size 18 with a 35+ sleeve would work. If anyone has similar kitchen pants, that would be a bonus. Your help is appreciated.

can someone help me help this dude

later, on a different date with the same dude (oh to be 19 and fucking stupid) he didn't want to drive me home bc it was raining. so i walked by myself to the bus stop. in the rain

dude took me on a walk through a park, showed me where he lost his virginity in said park

Headshot of young Leo during his ‘Growing Pains’ days

Leo, more recently, in a tuxedo

Born Nov. 11, 1974, Leonardo DiCaprio is 18,530 days old today, matching Wilford Brimley’s age on the day ‘Cocoon’ was released. Congrats Leo! You’ve reached the Brimley/Cocoon Line.

“Do we like Damien? We like Damien, don’t we? It’s all for him, we do it all for him. We just want him to look at us. We treat him well, sometimes he’s not very nice to us, but it is for him, it’s really all for Damien.”

In the Future All Food Will Be Cooked in a Microwave, and if You Can’t Deal With That Then You Need to Get Out of the Kitchen As a restaurant owner – I’m astounded at the rate of progress since microwaves were released a few short years ago. Today’s microwave can cook a frozen burrito. Tomorrow’s m…

"This is the sort of emotional response I’m talking about. You’re clearly irrationally anti microwave. And that sounds like a next quarter problem – and we don’t talk about next quarter problems."

head like a cinder block (complimentary)

it's a compulsion at this point

closeup photo of a page of a book. the phrase "terry's chocolate orange" has been highlighted in yellow

oi!!

Arwen of Lord of the Rings speaking to Aragon. She is saying "sing to me." Aragorn sings "come my lady come come my lady, you're my butterfly sugar baby."

The Adam Driver marriage store meme with Please Mr Kennedy and Uh Oh from Llewyn Davis

had this in my head for years

A screenshot of a comment by brilliantatbreakfast that reads "It occurred to me that Clock Twink is now a Gilded Age tech bro and I can never think of him in the same way again."

This post is for Gilded Age watchers/discussers ONLY since the rest of you have not yet learned to have fun.

I saw this comment on Vulture earlier and have not stopped laughing about it since.

is that good

r keeps calling lasagna "basagna"

cincinnati nasties

lime, banana, cherries, and blueberries. interesting going down but that aftertaste is haunting

made a "clean the fridge" smoothie and it is weird as hell

me too!! i felt legit #blessed

gluttonous display of excess

played so much animal crossing that it's like i'm spotting celebrities

it's fucken magical in here

photo exterior day. a massive hydrangea in full bloom surrounded by varied lush vegetation. a clear blue sky is behind it

at the conservatory. gross

my god does this woman have a death wish

these are incredible

photo interior day. a blurred, smiling blonde child with pigtails reaches for the camera.

the only authentic smiles i can capture are blurry. cryptid ass child

"The Blair Witch Project at The Sphere"

something you can move easily in and something you don't mind getting irreparably stained