When I was younger and saw a celebrity doing commercials for "old people" products, I was like, "How embarassing." Now, in my 40s, I'm like,"Yes, Katherine Heigl! Tell me about those bladder leaks, queen! Just two old hotties with occasional peepee problems. Work."

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I'm surprised that no one has called Katy Perry and company "AstroNOTs". I'm also disappointed.

23.04.2025 03:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Even this was a better choice than Trump

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Desert sunrises are something else. I don't like being awake for them as a general rule (and as a fundamental part of my personality), but they're still so pretty.

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