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Dan Hominem

@danhominem.bsky.social

Transit, transportation and urban planning creator and advocate. This is where I do most of my casual *posting*, on anything that interests me. Everything here is my true, honest, unfiltered, dogshit opinion. Except for the things that are clearly jokes.

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Elon Musk $1 trillion pay package approved by Tesla shareholders At Tesla's annual meeting in Austin, Texas, shareholders of Musk' company approved a package which could see the CEO be paid as much as £1 trillion over a decade if he meets certain performance target...

are you fucking kidding me

www.newsweek.com/elon-musk-on...

06.11.2025 22:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A Washington DC metro map showing the Silver line running to only Largo, and the Yellow Line running to Greenbelt, with the Green Line terminating at Mt. Vernon Square

A Washington DC metro map showing the Silver line running to only Largo, and the Yellow Line running to Greenbelt, with the Green Line terminating at Mt. Vernon Square

The WMATA service map for this weekend is cursed ☠️

31.10.2025 01:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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So many inflatable animals on beltway overpasses this morning. A hilarious and welcome sight!

18.10.2025 18:49 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Zohran had a similar controversy and it definitely didn't disqualify him. I personally don't really care. People say dumb stuff online, the Internet is a hell of a drug.

18.10.2025 18:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There were protesters (good ones) on almost every bridge pedestrian friendly bridge over the Beltway this morning, a nice site to see!

18.10.2025 18:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
This Tylenol PM Got me posting Sonic recolors on Deviantart

This Tylenol PM Got me posting Sonic recolors on Deviantart

18.10.2025 16:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A person holds a thermometer up to the head of a dog. The thermometer is labeled as "Dog detector" and the screen on the thermometer reads "yes"

A person holds a thermometer up to the head of a dog. The thermometer is labeled as "Dog detector" and the screen on the thermometer reads "yes"

18.10.2025 16:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is why I am seriously considering getting a physical cookbook.

This is also why Ad block is a necessity to even use the Internet these days.

18.10.2025 15:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Recipes online be like:

-Ad
-Hype for the recipe?
-SEO spam
-Ad
-Accept cookies
-Author's life story
-Pop up ad
-AI description of the food
-4 ads
-Video ad in the corner
-Ingredients and measurements (AI)
-Another story
-Link to six other recipes
-Instructions (AI)
-Dif recipe on the same page
-Ad

18.10.2025 15:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1
1,000 Subscriber Q&A
YouTube video by Dan Hominem 1,000 Subscriber Q&A

In 30 minutes-

youtu.be/n7mVSEu2zeY

07.10.2025 22:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
I tried (and FAILED) to ride the DC Streetcar!
YouTube video by Dan Hominem I tried (and FAILED) to ride the DC Streetcar!

New video!
youtu.be/wDvur9tyUOo?...

01.10.2025 12:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Anyone wanna go eat some Tylenol with me?
yumbers

23.09.2025 03:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Modern capitalism is just a scam contest

19.09.2025 22:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I would like to clarify this joke was not about Charlie Kirk.

19.09.2025 18:46 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Out of fear of my house being merc'd, I will say nothing but positive things about Charlie Kirk.
-He was literally always correct
-He adopted thousands of rescue puppies and found them good homes
-He smelled like roses at all times
-He never shat, pissed, or farded.

19.09.2025 18:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Recent events have had an old Soviet joke living in my head rent free.

02.09.2025 22:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
This metro station is disappointing. Can we FIX IT? - Greenbelt
YouTube video by Dan Hominem This metro station is disappointing. Can we FIX IT? - Greenbelt

youtu.be/D8PJZS33UVU?...

19.08.2025 15:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

RC Cola tastes like if Pepsi was good

12.05.2025 17:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
The Norristown High Speed Line- America's WEIRDEST train?
YouTube video by Dan Hominem The Norristown High Speed Line- America's WEIRDEST train?

youtu.be/8JK_M1wA2UU

28.04.2025 05:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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American YouTuber who left a Diet Coke can for a reclusive island tribe is arrested in India Indian police have arrested a 24-year-old American Youtuber who visited an off-limits island in the Indian Ocean to try to establish contact with an isolated tribe known for attacking intruders.

Someone tried visiting North Sentinel Island again lol
apnews.com/article/indi...

08.04.2025 15:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Iykyk

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I Reviewed Your Fantasy Transit! (While Sick)
YouTube video by Classy Whale I Reviewed Your Fantasy Transit! (While Sick)

Now I've been in TWO Classy Whale videos!

youtu.be/tgNROhvHTV0?...

20.02.2025 22:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Orange man accidentally orange pilled? Time for made in America e bikes and bakfietsen.

02.02.2025 17:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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