Munchkins having munchkins
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ElDu
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Munchkins having munchkins
24.08.2025 13:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
3 hours in the ER with my little girl today = a few of these, right?
23.08.2025 00:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
All of a sudden, I have a two-year-old. How did this happen?!?
31.07.2025 10:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Happy Father's Day from my little monsters
15.06.2025 15:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
O happy day
09.06.2025 20:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Both of my girls at apx. 175 days old :)
06.06.2025 22:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
One of the funniest moments in TV history
youtu.be/4L_vWpTAra8?...
Extreme I'd like to speak to the manager vibes from my daughter this morning
19.05.2025 14:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I wonder how many braincells I've lost from listening to the Gossip Girls episodes my wife is watching in the background
19.05.2025 00:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hunter Dobbins may be a Dude
14.05.2025 23:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Also my wife's birthday today :)
13.05.2025 22:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
It's also this big boy's birthday. Everyone say happy birthday to Sam 🎂
13.05.2025 22:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
My littlest is 5 months today. Comparison picture between Leila (top) and Lauren (bottom). Not related at all
13.05.2025 22:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You won that fair and square. I can't imagine there would ever be a conspiracy around something involving Dallas.
12.05.2025 23:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0@lanaberry.bsky.social Congrats to my Dallas friends, holy hell
12.05.2025 23:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Friday
10.05.2025 01:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0this week on the aftermath hours podcast, we're joined by the inimitable @edzitron.com, who has some choice words for the business idiots who ushered in this tedious, wasteful world
09.05.2025 20:05 — 👍 501 🔁 121 💬 4 📌 4every morning when you wake up, ideally before you even get out of bed, eat an entire bag of flour. flour is very inexpensive. you can afford it
10.05.2025 01:37 — 👍 4567 🔁 565 💬 57 📌 10
Excuse me Mr. Pope how'd you like to Remember Some White Sox Guys with our baseball text chain? Joe Crede. James Baldwin. Tony Graffanino. Herbert Perry.
09.05.2025 08:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Big credit to my daughter for pioneering the "blackberries dipped in ketchup" lunch. Pioneering new culinary frontiers.
04.05.2025 16:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Exciting day here
01.05.2025 17:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
We have some complaints about my daughter's hair salon
29.04.2025 23:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0God I love the Red Sox home run Wally helmet
29.04.2025 23:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
This is a tricky one, but I would suggest writing to a national newspaper, and including enough specific information that your friend finds out how much you dislike their spouse without you having to tell them directly.
19.04.2025 14:39 — 👍 2381 🔁 213 💬 20 📌 5
My daughter is a "vibe"
20.04.2025 09:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Good morning from a good dog
19.04.2025 10:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0SPOILER ALERT: In the sci-fi show Andor, it was a massive surprise intended to horrify and shock viewers when they learned that the show's supermax actually lets no one out alive—no matter their offense or sentence.
That's what CECOT—the Trump-Bukele joint—_already is_.
So... everybody get it now?
Homer Simpson: “TO VIGILANTE VIOLENCE, THE CAUSE OF, AND SOLUTION TO ALL OF LIFE'S PROBLEMS.”
Watching Daredevil
19.04.2025 00:04 — 👍 3409 🔁 244 💬 33 📌 9
Sam (and Leila) say thanx
19.04.2025 00:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fine, but the Cheez-its by the fridge are the dog's. Just FYI.
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