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@jerseyshade.bsky.social

28 // Outwit • Outplay • Outlast // NYC

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So that snow storm was kind of a flop… yes we got slightly more snow then usual but certainly not the crisis they claimed (atleast in Manhattan). Like I was expecting MOUNTAINS of snow with the abominable snowman walking around… instead we got what some on grindr would call “hung” (6 inches)

26.01.2026 17:16 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Arresting, antagonizing and brutalizing literal civilians just to create content to post on their social media pages to appease thier deranged and highly online base. At this point ICE has nothing to do with immigration and is used to terrorize community’s they don’t like. Most see right through it

12.01.2026 17:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

ICE has to be the least favorable political position this administration has supported… even more so than foreign affairs, economy etc. They took immigration which is something centralist leaned right on and use ICE to create violent political theater to satiate their fringe right wing extremist.

12.01.2026 17:10 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Wet

28.12.2025 15:48 — 👍 232    🔁 6    💬 2    📌 0

So like I Love LA is likeeeee really good

26.12.2025 14:48 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Tramp doing another national broadcast is like that annoying ass coworker that continues to set up meetings over the holiday week… like girl Christmas is in a few days STOP setting up Zoom calls

22.12.2025 16:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

She must be delusional because her new found “fans” aren’t the ones buying/streaming her music…. I was the biggest Nicki fan but now all her music is an immediate skip

22.12.2025 14:43 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Does Nicki Minaj know that her next album is going to flop… not even just flop but TANK.

22.12.2025 14:30 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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This is a Christmas movie actually

22.12.2025 04:57 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Been in my new apartment for 4 months and I just now put up the pictures/paintings… officially a hand man now

20.12.2025 21:16 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’ve been living in the city for 3 years now and uptown still feels like I’m heading down directionally and downtown feels like I’m going up

17.12.2025 22:53 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The way I was in the same room as Robert Paterson last night…. My bussy was shaking 😭😮‍💨

12.12.2025 22:50 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Same

07.12.2025 22:49 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Trying to watch a movie on Dailymotion is harder than being in the Marines

07.12.2025 22:49 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Me after any minor inconvenience

07.12.2025 21:35 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

The more the merrier 😇

06.12.2025 06:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Girl forget the Russian guy… I NEED THEM

06.12.2025 01:02 — 👍 28    🔁 1    💬 4    📌 0

Netflix buying HBO truly is my 13th reason… everything will just be slop now 😭

05.12.2025 20:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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It was at this moment that I had to buy the book… to fcking real 😭

04.12.2025 17:33 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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So there’s this new show… 🫦

28.11.2025 21:11 — 👍 18    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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Stuffed

28.11.2025 15:04 — 👍 30    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The way that Elphaba shows up on Glindas wedding day, RUINS her wedding, STEALS her man and SMASHS him THAT NIGHT… then there talking about changed for good? Bitch I’m changed for BAD! That would be my villain origin story

27.11.2025 15:32 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I have never seen a second of the Fellow Travelers show but trust those clips of Bailey getting dug out went triple platinum in my bookmarks 😮‍💨

26.11.2025 18:47 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Was at a Friendsgiving with a bunch of my frat brothers and they all were stunned that Jonathan Bailey was gay. They said “he always plays a straight character though”… DO NOT piss me off…!

26.11.2025 18:41 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Tramp loves Mamdani because he knows he’s hung 😮‍💨

21.11.2025 22:37 — 👍 12    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Sweatpants szn 😙

20.11.2025 14:46 — 👍 285    🔁 4    💬 3    📌 0

And to all the pussys that leave NYC during the Fall/Winter… yeah this is what you are missing !!!

18.11.2025 01:11 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Central Park is literally unreal this time of year

17.11.2025 22:58 — 👍 31    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

It’s actually incomprehensible how Dems are caving on the government shutdown when Republicans had no leg to stand on… Reps were completely blamed for the shutdown, just got destroyed on Election Day and is actively fighting to cut SNAP benefits and Dems gave in for nothing..?! A complete fumble

10.11.2025 13:47 — 👍 11    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

No like after she explained on the map I was ohhh okay but just the initial question is so funny and the way they are trying to make him sound crazy is sending me 😭

07.11.2025 15:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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