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27 // Outwit • Outplay • Outlast // NYC
Why does New York act like they have the best bagels… babe New Jersey is right there and they outsold
10.10.2025 13:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If there’s one thing I’m going to do it’s defend wired headphones. Never dies, easier to find, don’t need to charge, significantly cheaper for mostly the same quality… wireless headphones are whackkkk
10.10.2025 13:16 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0And then they kissed 🥰
10.10.2025 03:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Reason 2157283 why I love watching football
10.10.2025 03:53 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Literally the Saturday of NYC pride weekend too… ohhh 2026 it’s fckkk the gays omg
08.10.2025 23:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Told myself I was going to spend less and today I just dropped $1000+ on World Cup tickets for next year… so clearly that’s going well
08.10.2025 21:41 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Fall who?
07.10.2025 17:03 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Perks of dating me, I’ll carry all your bags no worries bby
06.10.2025 14:13 — 👍 64 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0Period, because some of her biggest hits were labeled “corny”
06.10.2025 14:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Idgaffffff how corny the lyrics are it’s a hittttttt bby
06.10.2025 13:31 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0A cohesive sound but also branching out sonically, multiple catchy songs, and finally some actual hits. Yes some of the lyrics are cringe… but Taylor is at her best when she leans into the narrative and exaggerates it. Elizabeth, Wish List and Wood are standouts for me
05.10.2025 23:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The way The Life of a Showgirl is my favorite Taylor release since her Folklore era… like idk the bad bitches just get it
05.10.2025 23:00 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Lights off
02.10.2025 17:20 — 👍 55 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
One of her BEST… like WOW that’s mother
28.09.2025 15:44 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“You should have booked a month in advance” girl isn’t the point of the train is that it’s supposed to be accessible… it’s not a flight babe
26.09.2025 13:42 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Do train lovers realize how insane Amtrak pricing is? Why is a train from NYC to Philly $200+ ?!
26.09.2025 13:33 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0
When I meet someone new and ramble on about how I’ve seen every Survivor season and list out the entire boot order of all 48 seasons
25.09.2025 13:51 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The art of posting thirst traps on Twitter has completely died. Just filled with clearly bot accounts posting “say hi in the comments for a surprise”, straight fishing onlyfan accounts, “chudai”, literally AI pics like wtf! We are losing ancient text here…
21.09.2025 15:00 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
“Congratulations, beautiful couple!”
19.09.2025 15:26 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My college roommate, who was also my frat brother, who was also bi, who (may or may not) been my man at one point just got engaged to his long time gf…
19.09.2025 15:22 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0People that buy the new iPhone the day it releases in the year 2025 scare me… like Apple has infected your brain
19.09.2025 15:07 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
How your email finds me
17.09.2025 15:18 — 👍 47 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0People that don’t like making out genuinely scare me… like that is one of life’s greatest pleasures and you don’t like it..?! Darksided
13.09.2025 17:54 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
No like lives were changed
12.09.2025 22:44 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Arm
12.09.2025 21:24 — 👍 23 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Gays won! Now give us Benny with a hairy chest for season 2 😙
10.09.2025 18:58 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Football season off to a great start !
08.09.2025 13:22 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Take it off
07.09.2025 15:32 — 👍 123 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Y’all saying Sabrina’s album flopped when this song is 10/10…
06.09.2025 15:15 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Excited for the football season for manyyyyy reasons
06.09.2025 15:05 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
