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27 // Outwit • Outplay • Outlast // NYC
Same
07.12.2025 22:49 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Trying to watch a movie on Dailymotion is harder than being in the Marines
07.12.2025 22:49 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Me after any minor inconvenience
07.12.2025 21:35 — 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0The more the merrier 😇
06.12.2025 06:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Girl forget the Russian guy… I NEED THEM
06.12.2025 01:02 — 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Netflix buying HBO truly is my 13th reason… everything will just be slop now 😭
05.12.2025 20:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
It was at this moment that I had to buy the book… to fcking real 😭
04.12.2025 17:33 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0So there’s this new show… 🫦
28.11.2025 21:11 — 👍 17 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Stuffed
28.11.2025 15:04 — 👍 26 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The way that Elphaba shows up on Glindas wedding day, RUINS her wedding, STEALS her man and SMASHS him THAT NIGHT… then there talking about changed for good? Bitch I’m changed for BAD! That would be my villain origin story
27.11.2025 15:32 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I have never seen a second of the Fellow Travelers show but trust those clips of Bailey getting dug out went triple platinum in my bookmarks 😮💨
26.11.2025 18:47 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Was at a Friendsgiving with a bunch of my frat brothers and they all were stunned that Jonathan Bailey was gay. They said “he always plays a straight character though”… DO NOT piss me off…!
26.11.2025 18:41 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Tramp loves Mamdani because he knows he’s hung 😮💨
21.11.2025 22:37 — 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Sweatpants szn 😙
20.11.2025 14:46 — 👍 284 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 0And to all the pussys that leave NYC during the Fall/Winter… yeah this is what you are missing !!!
18.11.2025 01:11 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Central Park is literally unreal this time of year
17.11.2025 22:58 — 👍 31 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0It’s actually incomprehensible how Dems are caving on the government shutdown when Republicans had no leg to stand on… Reps were completely blamed for the shutdown, just got destroyed on Election Day and is actively fighting to cut SNAP benefits and Dems gave in for nothing..?! A complete fumble
10.11.2025 13:47 — 👍 11 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0No like after she explained on the map I was ohhh okay but just the initial question is so funny and the way they are trying to make him sound crazy is sending me 😭
07.11.2025 15:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Screaming 😭
07.11.2025 15:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Do people go on dates anymore or am I just chopped ?
07.11.2025 13:24 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It being 70 degrees in NYC during November… THANK YOU MAMDANI !!!
05.11.2025 23:00 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Finally it’s legal to be sexy again !!!
05.11.2025 13:45 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Save a horse…
03.11.2025 16:22 — 👍 255 🔁 4 💬 4 📌 0Just from the optics alone… perhaps not the best time to be building a multi million dollar ballroom when millions of people are about to lose food benefits. Just a thought
29.10.2025 14:13 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0So when are we going to address the epidemic of movie biopics… not one is good
29.10.2025 00:59 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0No one warned me that when you get old (turning 28 this week) you can’t eat whatever you want anymore… eating fast food 2 days in a row really is game over omg
28.10.2025 23:08 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0The people still running shirtless through Central Park are braver than the marines
26.10.2025 20:48 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s kinda hilarious that the one year Halloween is definitively on 1 weekend everyone is celebrating the weekend before
25.10.2025 17:26 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The way I just realized this is a song about coming out…
22.10.2025 01:45 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Trust I got a costume anyway though 🫡
21.10.2025 19:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
