Ambi

The way I basically finessed an invite to a friend of a friends wedding because this hot (6’3, fit, rich) gay guy she is friends with was going and I just found out that they had a falling out a month ago and got uninvited from the wedding… this is a TRAVESTY

Walking through Central Park, no thoughts in my mind except

*Nothing beats a Jet2 Holiday!*

The IT girl from Disney, NONE of the other girlies are touching her !!!!

Not one, not two…. But THREE people asked me for directions yesterday… am I a New Yorker now?!? Does it just scream NYC on my face? My New Jersey powers are getting WEAK !

Movers here

Truly one of the best EDM songs ever made

Your POV

Work is actually so much fun when the manager isn’t in

Just me and the girlies

There is no spinning that can get him out of this. Of course his most loyal base will believe whatever he puts out but this has done irreparable damage to the conservative voting base at large. At the very least it will incentivize some of his voters to not vote at all next election.

This is pop hall of fame… still hits so fresh omg !

Finding out there’s a mute option on insta has saved my life… like baby I know y’all are trying to get your onlyfan coin but ENOUGH

Yes, it was announced this morning and this is the official artwork on the site. The Pokémon getting Megas have been leaked for some time now, but we don’t know what the designs are for the rest of them.

There’s a difference between goofy and dumb. The wings look completely out of place and inconsistent. If they wanted to go the goofy route making it extra fat (like fat Pikachu) or even doing the inverse of that and make it super skinny like it’s pre evos would have been fun.

The tail is the only good part imo lmaooo 😩😭

To me it looks like they slapped wings from a totally different design on its head and called it a day. The wings are completely disproportionate to its body and not even really consistent with its pre evolutions… so disappointed. Hoping it atleast gets a really cool new ability

The way they massacred my favorite Pokémon… there is so much they could have done with this design and they put stupid giants wings on his head ?!?! I am PISSEDDDDDD

Let’s work it out

Just saw a very obviously straight man with his wife and kids wearing a shirt that said “I have a hole in one”…. Ummm okay

Damn what can you do…. Like the fck ???

Ohhhh the girlies are BACK

Locked eyes with a hottie on the subway yesterday and we started started talking and exchanged numbers. Now he’s over my place and we are sipping beers on my rooftop. My powers have been restored !

We need to fight the person that created the iPhone feature that turns your brightness down even when you have it on the max brightness !

New Jersey is a top 5 state EASILY when you don’t have a bitch in your ear calling it the armpit of America.

Missed a spot

If Dems have half a brain they should be SCREAMING about the Epstein files rn… Tr*mp is 100% on them and is extremely panicked. He literally just implicated himself, it’s over for him

Realizing I probably shouldn’t be leading with survivor references in my dating profiles cause I’ve fcked atleast 5 guys at this Survivor themed event 😩😭

And by seated I mean seated in his lap yep yep yep

Hate superhero movies but he’s convincing me to watch… maybe (will be seated)

I know my body’s tea because the mosquitos be eating me up