@asg.bsky.social
Shootin’ from the hip. Product Marketing // GTM.
Threads is the True Religion jeans of twitter clones.
Will not explain.
Who named this bird
22.06.2023 04:47 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You can’t keep getting away with this
22.06.2023 04:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Reskeet if you
22.06.2023 04:35 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It must be stopped
22.06.2023 04:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Nice skeet
22.06.2023 04:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Who is “it”and how sure are you they’re not a slut?
22.06.2023 04:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0We’ll see about that
22.06.2023 04:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Illegal post on account of forced reskeets
22.06.2023 04:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We still skeeting or where did we land with the nomenclature of this hellhole?
22.06.2023 04:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Zuck gonna eat Elon’s lunch tbh. Real question is how can I bet on this?
22.06.2023 03:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Relatable
07.06.2023 04:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Didn’t know it opened before 2am
03.06.2023 04:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🚩🚩🚩 not listening to “Set Fire to the Rain” by Adele during your workout warm ups 🚩🚩🚩
20.05.2023 14:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Public service announcement:
Heat is on Netflix now. This means you must rewatch it. Sorry I don’t make the rules.
Philly jacket goes hard
06.05.2023 15:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sup nerds
06.05.2023 15:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Day 1 of proposing sucky laws until @aoc.bsky.social follows me back:
H.R.1234
A BILL
To authorize the Small Business
Administration to collect CCTV footage from US grocers to identify citizens who do not return their shopping carts and charge them a 100% tax increase penalty in perpetuity.
Nope. Technicality loophole
02.05.2023 15:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@aoc.bsky.social your move congresswoman
02.05.2023 15:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Day 1 of proposing sucky laws until @aoc.bsky.social follows me back:
H.R.1234
A BILL
To authorize the Small Business
Administration to collect CCTV footage from US grocers to identify citizens who do not return their shopping carts and charge them a 100% tax increase penalty in perpetuity.
Ya the world is burning but WE DIDNT START THE FIRE JAKE
02.05.2023 14:37 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why does you finger say spill
29.04.2023 05:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Never seen a more relatable skeet.
29.04.2023 03:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Skeeet
29.04.2023 02:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My brother in Christ I promise Twitter has way more than 14 devs
29.04.2023 01:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Pics or it didn’t happen. Sorry I don’t make the rules.
28.04.2023 22:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
@jaketapper.bsky.social I could kiss you rn
28.04.2023 22:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Nah I ain’t buying it you’re a fed. The real Tapper would be homie enough to follow me back
28.04.2023 22:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Fold him up so hard he’ll be saying “am I origami”
28.04.2023 20:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
