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Hisstopher Bones

@cjiswingingit.bsky.social

Writer and editor; latest work is editorial on "Upstate" by Stephen Pellnat. Send me a message for collaborations!

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THIS VAN WAS SNATCHING PROTESTORS. NOW IT HANDS OUT ZINES | Left Coast Right Watch There has long been a niche sector within the collector automobile industry for those who have interest in, restore, and/or, collect decommissioned vehicles from emergency servicesβ€”fire trucks, ambula...

NEW from LCRW: This van used to abduct Portland protestors off the street during 2020's 'Fed Wars.' Now it's being used to hand out mutual aid and zines. @jwcroxton.bsky.social & @alissaazar.bsky.social report

03.12.2025 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 85    πŸ” 44    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 6
Sky Ferreira - You're Not The One (Official Video)
YouTube video by SkyFerreiraVEVO Sky Ferreira - You're Not The One (Official Video)

probably the best pop song that was ever made, next to "My Girl." and it's kind of the same song if you take an abstact view of it!! youtu.be/IFCZP1Nz3Ds?...

03.12.2025 04:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I will read a real, good novel written by a real, good writer if I don't care about the consistent universe latticed around it. continuity is an albatross but it's also mostly the only thing these stories have going for them unless they have some very cool illustrations

03.12.2025 02:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"the canon doesn't matter! the story matters!!" not really, if there's canon. I remember many Marvel Comics writers saying this in the late 2000s and early 2010s to justify their inconsequential stories. the whole point of these things is that you're meant to be engaging with a consistent world

03.12.2025 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

just learned Seregost is not "canon" to LOTR aka not something Tolkien mentioned in his books and now I'm weirdly indifferent to this entire ass video game I've spent nearly 30 hours playing

03.12.2025 02:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I really like this picture of me backstage at the shoot of my ex's music video. I think I'm rereading "Streets of Laredo" and I'm definitely surrounded by Little Caesar's pizzas that nobody ate. we couldn't even give them out to unhoused people and just had to leave them on the sidewalk

03.12.2025 02:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

will say with my full chest that its a strong if not outright obvious contender for best novel of the 21st century

03.12.2025 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the racist blind cultists I used to be a caretaker for (story for another time) once tried to tell me white ppl would be extinct by the 2050s before I knew that was a "white genocide" talking point, and my totally innocent response was "eh, we had a pretty good run"

03.12.2025 00:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

everyone has known everything about everything that happens since the beginning of civilization all over the world and it still keeps happening

03.12.2025 00:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"On the roads people are starving to death and you know not how to relieve them out of your store. When they die you say 'it is not my fault; it is due to a bad year.' A plea no better than if you stabbed a man to death and said 'it was not I that did it, it was the knife.'"

--Mencius, 381-289 BC

03.12.2025 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a varsity jacket with the letter b on it ALT: a man in a varsity jacket with the letter b on it
02.12.2025 23:50 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is from his picks for his 10 best movies of the century and its surprisingly trash tbh. Like his #1 movie is Black Hawk Down πŸ«₯

02.12.2025 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/whe...

02.12.2025 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 244    πŸ” 45    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 3

No one is being figurative when they call this movement a cult but God *damn* is this truly a full ass no bullshit cult

02.12.2025 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What the fuck is in that HORSES game that is so mental that the stores won't carry it. Every time I open up Steam and check the new/trending tab it's ten different variations on something like Hentai Immigrant Stomper

02.12.2025 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 428    πŸ” 92    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 3
02.12.2025 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Gucci Mane - Don't Trust (ft. Waka Flocka & Young Scooter) [World War 3:Lean]
YouTube video by NHHRBMP Gucci Mane - Don't Trust (ft. Waka Flocka & Young Scooter) [World War 3:Lean]

Instituting a Bangers Only policy until I can go on lunch #musicsky music.youtube.com/watch?v=2kRd...

02.12.2025 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ironic memes about the "We Are Charlie Kirk" song, Kirk faceswaps, and Nazi occulist brainrot have collided on TikTok and things are getting very, very dark very, very fast. Your kids are watching nazislop on TikTok.
www.garbageday.email/p/your-kids-...

01.12.2025 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 134    πŸ” 37    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 10

Currently working on a story about the Xbox boycott and hoping to have it up on the channel before the end of the year.

But in the meantime, I'm very happy to have my name (and PMG's) attached to today's pledge from @nogamesforgenocide.com.

02.12.2025 16:21 β€” πŸ‘ 174    πŸ” 59    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Would a depressed person look like *this* [unshaven, my belly poking out under my Van Halen t-shirt like Wimpy after a stack of hamburgers]

02.12.2025 16:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There is a free tool to migrate from Spotify to Apple Music and you won’t regret it

02.12.2025 11:44 β€” πŸ‘ 687    πŸ” 254    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 17

God I almost sorta miss this goon, he's borderline quaint compared to a lot of the right wing media that's come since

02.12.2025 16:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I may be broke, uninspired and despondent but at least I've also gained a lot of weight

02.12.2025 16:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

any work of fiction is going to have themes or subtext. obviously not all of it is as well executed or profound as the next but we should stop acting astonished when we see it in "suprising" places. it's very Biff! Bam! Comics Aren't For Kids Anymore! but from people who I think should know better

02.12.2025 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

between this and the F.D. video seemingly finally up for good our Elder Milennial YouTube Vanguard are cooking like nothing I've ever seen today

02.12.2025 02:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Even among creators and critics I like (or love even) I still get annoyed at the performative surprise that media geared towards children can have "dark"/existential/confrontational themes. Kids are human beings like you and me and their spirits can seek the same things through art. It's that simple

02.12.2025 02:01 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

it's kind of the "The Mirror" of prison sentences if u think about it

02.12.2025 01:09 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"prison in absentia" has to be the funniest sentence. you're in jail in our hearts

02.12.2025 01:06 β€” πŸ‘ 97    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

you won't be surprised to hear this but it's a heater

02.12.2025 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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