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Why I lean tankie lately 1. right wing/liberal will always default to 'authoritarianism' anyway 2. regressive right wing ideas can not be allowed to proliferate 3. All states are 'Authoritarian' it is a gradient that can include electoralism, which is also a gradient, see "whole process democracy"

14.02.2026 04:30 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Bill Maher CLAPS BACK
YouTube video by Office Hours Live with Tim Heidecker Bill Maher CLAPS BACK

www.youtube.com/shorts/1aO4Y...

09.02.2026 22:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

in an era when carnivore diet influencers are in charge of the american nuclear arsenal we have to admit the "annoying vegan" stereotype barely ever actually existed and the "all meat diet guy" is real, increasingly omnipresent, and way more annoying and inconvenient to actually be around

08.02.2026 17:59 — 👍 4853    🔁 987    💬 114    📌 78

if my AI baby wrote a thinkpiece this bad i'd pray for crib death #FreeKyle

06.02.2026 21:24 — 👍 258    🔁 45    💬 22    📌 4
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Timeline cleanse

04.02.2026 21:30 — 👍 1082    🔁 353    💬 14    📌 20

libs and right wingers are allowed to be authoritarian but leftists have to be pacifist beggar educators, forever hopeful electoralists, otherwise you are a 'tankie' lol

05.02.2026 04:12 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

对不起 我是美国人 this one's gonna come in handy

28.01.2026 21:21 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Baby YouTube thumbnail depicting a vanishing mommy. Baby will explain how peekaboo works

Baby YouTube thumbnail depicting a vanishing mommy. Baby will explain how peekaboo works

The Surprising Physics behind Mommy

26.01.2026 12:51 — 👍 7095    🔁 2286    💬 25    📌 30

車 was changed to 车 bro WHY

25.01.2026 19:00 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

mao was wrong..... about simplified chinese! classical looks better and isn't hard! he was right about most of the other stuff though

25.01.2026 18:57 — 👍 7    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

minneapolis PD had a press conference that was basically like 'damn these ICE guys are racist af' which is CRAZY coming from MPD lmao

20.01.2026 21:11 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i’ve been learning chinese and not even people are gendered! just ‘tā’ for he she it

19.01.2026 16:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

AAARGH

19.01.2026 16:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i think eu/us relations will never succeed bc they are too obsessed with how we say 'how are u' as part of greeting. they love to talk about it, they genuinely can not get past it. which is crazy bc they do shit like 'cups are girls and chairs and boys'

18.01.2026 21:19 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

personally i only ever go to target to steal

14.01.2026 16:54 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

ppl were asking how to protest target bc of ice and i suggested stealing but i forgot libs worship products and their primary act of worship is buying things so they were quite offended at the notion

14.01.2026 16:50 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

ppl killed by police in USA since 2006: ~22,000
ppl killed by police in China since 2006: 19

14.01.2026 00:34 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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A guy wielding two swords wearing the Holy Mountain hat
*whispers to wife* "that's Chakan the forever man"

A guy wielding two swords wearing the Holy Mountain hat *whispers to wife* "that's Chakan the forever man"

CHAKAN
EXTENDED PLAY 1992
SEGA GENESIS

09.01.2026 00:15 — 👍 542    🔁 100    💬 18    📌 5

some goofy mf on nextdoor was literally like 'meet me at the mall of america for an ass kicking' lmao

09.01.2026 00:42 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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sign me up

07.01.2026 07:00 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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how do we feel about this

06.01.2026 05:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ppl when Twitter supports nazis and fascism and Trump 😴
Ppl when Twitter does ai to your furry porno 🤬😫😱

24.12.2025 20:40 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

it turns out.... learning chinese is very fun.......

08.12.2025 21:15 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Israel Is Tough - Adam Friedland
YouTube video by The Adam Friedland Show Israel Is Tough - Adam Friedland
04.12.2025 04:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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happy december

01.12.2025 22:38 — 👍 704    🔁 460    💬 7    📌 5

art of war is like 'pretend to be weak, so your opponent grows arrogant' and you're like ohhhh then it's like 'an army of 10000 chariots that can go 100km/day takes 100000 men and 1000 oz of silver' and you're like hmmmm

24.11.2025 07:02 — 👍 17    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

Men will literally write a letterboxd review instead of going to therapy

22.11.2025 18:06 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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When I was watching XPlay, this Mountain Dew ad came on where this guy forcefemmes transgenderizes his homie.

19.11.2025 19:40 — 👍 4741    🔁 1383    💬 104    📌 221

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