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Should I post about Big Brother here too this season? Sound off in the comments.

kermit the frog is sitting on a pink couch with his leg up . ALT: kermit the frog is sitting on a pink couch with his leg up .

Apparently Kermit was the commencement speaker at the University of Maryland and he sang Rainbow Connection. I'd immediately have to throw myself off a bridge. There is no way I could handle feeling that much emotion.

Why do none of you care?

I'm locked out of Twitter so I need someone here to @ me all good jokes/memes, national news, and Pirates news. Pleeease.

I'm trying to scare you guys.

Boo

a curious george jack in the box with a monkey inside ALT: a curious george jack in the box with a monkey inside

Boo.

Is no one talking about the Saratoga guy here? What even happens over here?

I think I've finally had it with Twitter. I find myself accidentally reading a right wing post then getting 50 more like it. I can't handle it.

I miss you!

Wellness check. How we all doin?

Is everyone over here hot for killer too?

Proof.

I had Julie's color of hair which I like to call sun-in on a brunette.

Watching Twisters and the only person I care about is the guy dressed as Cary Elwes.

Up there in lights I'll be

The worst thing we've done as a nation, aside from elect Trump twice, was let this man bomb. He should be a leading man. He should be in a Netflix rom-com. He should be in his 10th season of a medical drama.

Ew imagine having to spend that much time with a guy

Sittin in the Chevy and feel somethin heavy

I've been on the dating scene and I hate when guys ask for my favorite book. Like, what and why? Do any of you actually have a fave? And how do I explain that this is mine?

So if you care to find me, look to the Bluest Sky

Are you taking Simon to meet his godmother?

Can you text this to my brother next week?

Did you watch this past season of True Detective? Ever since I feel the deep north is calling me.

If the Jay Leno story IS true, that means he was trying to walk to either Chili's or Red Robin.

In my hometown! I've had sex in that Hampton Inn.

The problem with Threads is that all your insta followers would follow you there and my every thought is NOT for them.

Not sure about my algorithm because my entire discover page is tops and bottoms of bluesky.

Is this our theme song?

My mom very casually told me that when she was home today her garage door randomly went up and later when she had the dog on a walk the door between the house and garage (that stays unlocked) was locked and she doesn't see this as alarming.