furk mcgrabble

just noticed it’s made by grandapa lundquist, which is another delightful layer

a shelf of amber bottles with red labels that have snowflakes in them, labeled “glőgg traditional scandinavian winter beverage”

glogg

this is the stupidest thing and it absolutely undid me

it’s absolutely fucked that I quit nicotine at great personal cost (my mental wellbeing) and now wellness influencers are pro-nicotine?? do we think that’s enough for my partner to not be annoyed when I bum a cig from someone

the legend of zelda: a link to that ass

leave it to the richest marks in the world to not recognize a mid thought experiment when they see one

wait I finally get it- those idiot technocrats think rokos basilisk is a real thing and are trying to preemptively curry favor

mean girls. so much mean girls. not complaining it was just odd

very big of them not to blame god for this, considering it is entirely their own fault

I want to be upset that you have spoken something into existence, but I think you’re just tight

Me: God, what is the point of life?

God: You know how they’ll make a dog toy look like a mustard bottle or something, and it’s purely for the human’s benefit and the dog’s like buhhhh whuhhh. Well you’re the dog, and I love mustard, baby.

palantir is already deeply evil, you really don’t have to go around making up crazy shit

damn right. no one talk to me about ai music until it can accidentally electrocute me due to some poorly research attempts at modding circuits I don’t fully understand

generative music used to be one of the coolest phrases both in sound and meaning and these dweebs managed to ruin even that

also went to makers market today and discovered that someone has started an art-house ttrpg press in my city and i’m so thrilled. bought both items they have and in psyched the play them

finally pulled the trigger on a lil LoRa guy. very cool so far, excited to keep diving in

I use proton personally, but that’s mostly for hiding certain activity from my ISP. you’re gonna open a can of worms asking for vpn opinions, but i’m happy to talk about it if you want

Infinite Jest, a book full of masturbation jokes, now also has an unintentional one that DFW could not have forseen: James being refered to as J.O.I.

a decade in the ER, almost every hit by car that comes in is intact and got hit because they’re out trawling for strange

veterinary professional here, this is all great advice. additionally, spaying/neutering your dog will drastically decrease the likelihood that they intentionally run away

Instead of using Ring to find your dog:

microchip! AND a tag with your address and phone number, so someone can try to contact you right when they find your pet. AND have good recent "ID" pics of your dog, by themselves, and with you to verify you are the owner. AND train/dogproof.

that graffiti is autochthonous ur honor, the city just really hates noem and miller and ice

is he a selfish old man? absolutely. does he encapsulate dudes rock mentality? also yes.

any masochists want to trade bodies with me? you’re gonna love all the chronic pain, I promise

when they figure out how to transfer someone’s subconscious into a machine they’re gonna use mine to identify newport 100s with 99.7% accuracy

every response I get from my reps drives me closer and closer to the edge. please someone half decent run

a million different animal related issues from working in emergency vet med. if i’m picking one it’s that anyone who buys a dog from a breeder has contributed to untold suffering. no, I don’t care about your excuses. this is my thing i’m unhinged about, that’s the whole point

jenna maroney

sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young

someone give my disabled ass a job, this shit is so fucking frustrating

he’s got big plans for a hidden one in his moon office desk all about how he was trying to take the island down from the inside, you see