@emberaugie.bsky.social
I'm just a lil guy and it's my first day, so maybe lay the fuck off and give me a forehead kiss...
Him: "yeeaahh you like that?"
Me:
"There's just so many things..." - Natalie Imbruglia
Girl, mood.
Keep giving me attitude and I'm gonna make you wait while I put the straw in too. I didn't come here to fuck around...
29.01.2025 23:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0In my Villain Era
aka putting my debit card fully back into my wallet before taking my drink from the huffy drive-thru employee
Wait... When did they add TURTLES?? I already thought I won the lottery when I married Seb and he got us pet frogs ππ
25.01.2025 03:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0You know, in context, Severance doesn't sound like such a bad deal...
22.01.2025 16:26 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I thought I wanted world peace, but I just received an email about a form I'm required to fill out, and to get to the form I have to open the attached PNG of a QR code, scan it with my phone, and then send myself the link so I can open it on the PC. So if you need me I'll be plotting the apocalypse.
22.01.2025 16:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Doctor Who: We can go ANYWHERE in time and space!
Also Doctor Who: Let's go to Wales again
I was relieved at the time, but I'm starting to regret having escaped from that hedge maze.
16.01.2025 17:30 β π 144 π 52 π¬ 1 π 1*knocks on neighbor's door*
HI CAN I COME TO YOUR YELLING PARTY
who called it final fantasy xvi and not fantasyfinal_final_final2_finalfinalfinal_V5_v6_ffsthisisthefinalone_master_finalapproval_revised__rerevised_finalnomorechanges_FINAL_iquitifthisisnttheFINAL_finalsendtoprinters_v16.pdf
18.01.2025 07:26 β π 1168 π 202 π¬ 15 π 5
...hardly know 'er
18.01.2025 03:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Kinda seems like Herald is overcompensating for something...
18.01.2025 03:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Actual footage of me having to pay taxes on poverty wages
17.01.2025 04:32 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm gonna hold your hand when I say this...
lmao enjoy your cooties, idiot
"can't complain" no worries I got us both covered homie
17.01.2025 02:31 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Idk...this one has a lot of redeeming qualities π₯Ή But I will be referring to my litany of mental illnesses as "WibbLy wobbLy brain" from now on and no one can stop me.
16.01.2025 20:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I know I'm not the only one going through hardship right now, but please keep me in your thoughts as I try to recover from thanking someone for a compliment that wasn't intended for me.
23.11.2024 21:55 β π 111 π 47 π¬ 6 π 0Honestly that's a great idea. We love a little added enrichment in the enclosure. Works for chickens, anyway π€·πΌββοΈ
16.01.2025 20:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm just saying, a fun little two-parter of Earnest Goes To Mars would kick so much ass
16.01.2025 20:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Man, I'm glad I didn't get *that* strain of the SADs... #blessed
16.01.2025 20:23 β π 9 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Tell me I'm wrong.
16.01.2025 03:21 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0
15.01.2025 21:09 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
Damn, she's just like me* fr π
*also takes 10 billion years to reach my destination
Those are indeed some nice ass mushrooms
16.01.2025 03:14 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Not with that attitude π€
16.01.2025 03:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"Like" is sort for "Lichael"
11.01.2025 17:21 β π 12 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0while you were partying, i studied the glade. counting the trees, looking at bugs. one time i saw a bobcat. check out this cool rock
20.08.2024 17:52 β π 639 π 130 π¬ 5 π 3I'm "forcing" my uninitiated partner to join me in my triennial rewatch of Dr Who. We get to season 2/Tennant and they said "π€¨ he's so...manic"
Um, no, he's clearly α΅β±α΅α΅α΄ΈΚΈ Κ·α΅α΅α΅α΄ΈΚΈ...show some respect.
