@somewhat-human.bsky.social
A childless Diet Goth from Dallas who indulges in old black and white scary B movies and techno pop music.
My upbringing has prepared me for this.
But don't worry, we're "not" in a recession.
After the world has collapsed, and society has found itself in a mad max type scenario, you can find me rolling through the desert blaring the Venga Boys.
03.04.2025 12:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I predict that only fans will be dying within two years, thanks to A.I. generated adult content merging with on command technologies.
03.04.2025 03:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
My documentary
Dark Sanctuary:
The Story of The Church
is now available to rent or
download from Amazon.
#goth #gothic #dallas #club #techno #fetish
@thechurchdallas.bsky.social
@starckclub.bsky.social
youtu.be/gaLo_7h2gaM?...
Imagine the noises he makes while dumping his load.
01.04.2025 04:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Without watching a single episode of White Lotus
I can not shake the feeling that the show is not better than (1987) Unsolved Mysteries or even the Unsolved Mysteries' theme song?
This is not going to make their movies suck less.
30.03.2025 20:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Within two years, someone will create an A.I. pornographic subscription service that replaces Only Fans.
Radical conservatives will only be concerned about the decrease in women having babies, not how it mentally affects men.
Train? I think you mean 58.
29.03.2025 18:47 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It's not mine if I don't lick it.
29.03.2025 18:43 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Awww... Someone is having the day they voted for. That is just precious.
29.03.2025 12:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0In Texas, it is illegal to own more than 6 dildos.
But the number of guns a person can own is unlimited.
Taking out a few electric cars is domestic terrorism?
Back in my day, if you wanted to be a terrorist you had to take out a plane, a tower, or take off someone's head.
Why does he always look as though his internal monolog is "That was not just a fart."?
26.03.2025 03:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0*Watches a pretty woman in black nail polish snubbing authority by downgrading said authority's title.*
Be still my fluttering heart...
Curse you, standards! Curse youuuuu!
*shakes fist*
Back in my day, we called clown Goths Juggalos.
24.03.2025 22:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0*Checks profile*
Confirmed!!!
Is that how large the font is going to be?
"What does your shirt say?"
*stretches out arms*
Do not worry, JD (stands for Juicy Dump). We understand that you, too, are just as capable of making the USA look horrible.
24.03.2025 13:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Maturity is passing on the club and opting for Beast Wars: Transformers.
24.03.2025 03:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The sound of the live performance to this song has drastically improved over the years.
23.03.2025 20:20 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Beat me to it.
23.03.2025 20:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Normal is such an odd word. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly.
People find what they seek. Have you sought out those who are outraged?
Nope. Do better. That was weak.
Twist your Hershey kiss nips and channel more homoeroticism if you have to. You got this.
*Swoon*
23.03.2025 04:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Only if we can start by shaming your choice in profile photo.
23.03.2025 04:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
