Most people were pretty boring in 2016.

I don’t care about your staycation.

Everything was about making his day. What about my day?

The whole movie should be coin flips.

The new Automatic album is so good.

Yeah, but I don’t think they saw Super Mario jump through the screen.

I fear for your enemies.

I didn't pass judgment on the place. I just said every nurse had a neck tattoo.

Take a load off. You're making me nervous.

It’s not really a village, dude. It’s just an apartment complex.

Zürich is stained.

Lot of camouflage at the Jack White show in Sacramento.

How about a quick gong bath before I leave?

I feel like Forest Whitaker really could have a pigeon coop.

Willem and the Dafoes hits so hard.

What’s Stephen King’s favorite word?

All I'm saying is, maybe ice cream trucks can mix up their playlist once in a while.

Glad someone beat me to it.

YouTube video by Rob Simons NEW Vundabar, I Need You live at Harlow's

Vundabar is so brilliant live. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yyeq...

Martin Niemoller: first they came for the socialists...

Dem consultants: our polls suggest we should also come for the socialists!!

There goes his Nobel Peace prize.

GIVE MICHAEL CLAYTON THE CRITERION TREATMENT YOU COWARDS

That speech was batshit crazy.

He doesn't care about fentanyl deaths.

The Salton Sea is a honeytrap.

He doesn't seem to grasp the concept of irony.

Steve was also responsible for the flying penis debacle at the Russian Chess Finals.