This Effin’ GM

Had a sit down w my art and layout dude (Josh is a talented son of a bitch) and he was showing me the two page spread idea I had and it has to be four now

Because there is no way I am denying the world some of the great art he did to make it work (and I can’t cut enough words)

EXCITED.

Coming soon: Pirate Borg: These Bloody Sails A wild nautical adventure zine for Pirate Borg full of random tables, rules for travel and chases, and mini adventures for your crew!

Working on a careening table of all things today

Want to purchase the fruit of my labor? Get notified on launch here!

@cyrusrite.bsky.social I see you sharing everywhere and I appreciate you

Coming soon: Pirate Borg: These Bloody Sails A wild nautical adventure zine for Pirate Borg full of random tables, rules for travel and chases, and mini adventures for your crew!

The core of the adventure is a procedurally generated Depth Crawl (made famous by Emma Allen’s Gardens of Ynn and Stygian Library) adapted for sailing the high seas!

Made for @limithron.bsky.social ‘s Pirate Borg, These Bloody Sails turns the journey into the play.

Hit that notify me on launch!

Thank you weekend dad, I love you!!

Coming soon: Pirate Borg: These Bloody Sails A wild nautical adventure zine for Pirate Borg full of random tables, rules for travel and chases, and mini adventures for your crew!

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My dearest adopted daughter Margeaux aka @thiseffingm.bsky.social is doing a kickstarter! Help out if you can!

Oh look! That Effin’ GM went and made an Effin’ Pirate Borg adventure!

I played a Pirate Borg game run by @thiseffingm.bsky.social at Gamehole Con this year and it was super fun! Will *gets* the mood and tone of the setting and did a great job drawing the table into the adventure. I cannot wait to see how he expands the core rules. Grab yer cursed gold and back this!

Dude running a game for you was an absolute PLEASURE

And thank you for the kind words my friend

Oh my god I should have named it This Effin” Pirate Borg Adventure

I’ve worked at conventions w Limithron before, both in the booth and as a Harbour Master. 3 things:

1. They make a great game.
2. Their license is great, their support unmatched.
3. They are great people.

Making a game w their system was a no brainer.

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Something Something Ballin'!

PLEASE DO

Coming soon: Pirate Borg: These Bloody Sails A wild nautical adventure zine for Pirate Borg full of random tables, rules for travel and chases, and mini adventures for your crew!

These Bloody Sails is a Pirate Borg compatible, 30+ page zine containing a single journey adventure broken into three legs.

What will you find in this zine?
▶ A Nautical Adventure
▶ 6 New Creatures
▶ Ship Chase Rules
▶ Expanded Travel Rules
▶ More!
▶ 100% Human Made
#Pirateborg #ttrpg

It better be awwwwwiiiiiiink

This is just me trying to swap money back and forth with you for backing projects forever

A sailing ship fights against harsh waves with the words Wild. Nautical. Adventure.

Speaking of art and artists, maybe MAYBE I have a Kickstarter project about to go up.

Maybe.

Same

I would love to say I draw better with a pencil than a computer mouse but I really dont

I will dedicate the next 33 hours to convincing everyone not to back your Kickstarter you son of a bitch ILL BURY YOU MICHAEL ILL BURY YOU ok o had a snickers im better now im sorry wow that escalated

It’s an island inhabited by 10,000 flamingos.

“Hey why would you hire an artist? You can draw right?”

“Uh….no.”

“git gud, nub” -Secrets of Magic

Ah, Cyber Monday Eve.

The family has gathered round to sing our synth tunes around the digital fireplace already.

I subsist only on the sound of bells being rung

Yeah I’m a big fan of no cancer. But I work for a cancer center so there you go

Not even.

The researchers trying to cure cancer have a goal of curing cancer

Thorne has a goal of “stop being mean about ai usage and my love of it, because I was able to find one example of a good use”

This is exactly what I am talking about.

“Look how amazingly useful this can be” they say, “so allow this to justify every other shitty position I have primarily on GenA”

Thorne is trying to sell you something here and it’s the idea that you are wrong if you have any misgivings.

Don’t buy it.

A beholder turned overmind threatens a party of heroes in an underground lair. Cast in red

A beholder turned overmind threatens a party of heroes in an underground lair. Cast in green

LORD ORBIUS VALANTHRU IS DEAD

Two campaigns spanning 5 years this beholder turned overmind has harried my players, but last night the Hard Earners said no more.

With spell and blade in hand, they took on the beholder and vanquished it in its underground lair of Oblivion.

Painting by Micah McFall

My favorite in retail was “Have a day!” Cheerfully

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In which Dave does a review of the Caverns of Thracia (Goodman Games) and The Devoured Labyrinth!