👨🏻🩺💉🌈 BSN, RN, CCRN (he/him)

Officially quit my job, 13 shifts left 🤪🤪🤪🤪

Apple pie with the apples we picked last weekend!

My daily pill organizer is the only thing that keeps me knowing what day it is on night shift 😂

Ok I’ve been a Birkenstock slut my whole life but I will forever sing the praises of the Tokio supergrip clog as a work shoe

Dried MANGO lmao 😂

I’m always leaving with pistachios, dried mange, and Yoggis (those little yogurt covered fruit snacks that have an absolute chokehold on me)

3.5 months until I leave bedside nursing forever 🥰🥰🥰🥰

Thank you! It doesn’t feel real tbh lol

Ok gang I finally did it, I got into CRNA school!! I’m so lucky that a truly outstanding program decided to take me 🥰

Picked up my first batch of finished work! My little espresso mug is my fave 🥰

I hate it here 😂

After 3 months in the HVICU I’m very seriously considering going back to my old job 🫣

Started taking a wheel throwing pottery class bc I desperately needed a hobby and something that is good for my mental health and it turns out I’m actually not bad at it????

It’s really unfortunate that I’m the specific breed of millennial that has seen absolute political, social, and financial devastation at every fundamental stage of my life 🙃

I had a CRNA school interview today and the assistant program director asked me what my favorite piece of art was because I had talked about my pottery class as a source of stress relief and self improvement and honestly it was the question I was so excited to answer

Started taking a wheel throwing class for my ✨mental health✨ and I actually made some nice things??? I was comically terrible during our first class last week but something clicked this time around

I literally called my cat a fat monorail today bc of the way he regularly dents my cushions 😂

While it’s not a yes, I got waitlisted for a CRNA program with “preference” for a spot in the cohort if one opens up. So that’s something!

I live for the auto-emails from the hospital cybersecurity team praising me when I report their phishing simulation emails 😂💅🏻

Also Harriet the spy erasure 😂

He is also not gonna be easy to trap without inadvertently trapping the resident crew of cats. He is very cute but is a horny menace 😂

We have a sweet lil colony of 4 TNR’d cats that hang around our back yard but in the past few weeks this new (unfixed) cat has come by and is terrorizing everyone. He howls all day long, pees on everything, and really riles up both of my cats 😳

Has anyone seen my lorazepam

The soft little clicks of my post op CABG patient using the IS independently is music to my ears 🥰🥰🥰🥰

Let’s have a meal at the ego dier

These sound absolutely foul but the Jarritos collab slaps. I’m obsessed with the passion fruit scent

This is exactly why I took myself off the list for those texts 😵‍💫

Nobody told me how gay the HVICU was 😂😂

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I follow a tuxedo cat from Ireland on instagram who looks exactly like my cat and I just like to imagine that’s what kitten Cannoli looked like 🥹