napalm.

good morning. i am live on the internet (hopefully) finishing my dark souls 2 bow only run. come watch if you want to.

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"Dad's mistakes always work out in my favor."

It helps it was shot on 16mm film so it definitely felt realer than most.

A ★★★ review of The Devil's Doorway (2018) Love a movie with those good, oppressive vibes. Also love unexpected found footage. A fairly competent (albeit leagues less so than the director's following movie) satanic possession movie with a grea...

31 in 31 2025 #11 - The Devil's Doorway (2018) ⭐⭐⭐

A ★★★★ review of Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982) I love a film that tries something different. Tucked away in a slasher series is a really neat mystery story with weird, futuristic trappings that has no place in the Halloween series but is absolutel...

31 in 31 2025 #10 - Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982) ⭐⭐⭐⭐

good morning. i am live on the internet playing dark souls 2 with only a bow. come watch if you want to.

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A ★★★★ review of Trick 'r Treat (2007) Very solid. Lots of fun creature design, solid goofy stuff, and some legitimately excellent set design. The quarry in particular (along with its absolutely heart wrenching setup) is a real high point ...

31 in 31 2025 #9 - Trick 'r Treat (2007) ⭐⭐⭐⭐

A ★★★★ review of Phantasm (1979) What a hell of a ride. A dreamy, bizarre film full of goofy situations, strange logic, and some incredible vibes. There is so much good in this movie. The effects and gore are gross and unsettling and...

31 in 31 2025 #8 - Phantasm (1979) ⭐⭐⭐⭐

A ★★★★★ review of The Thing (1982) What an incredible film. Carpenter knows how to get the vibes just right, and the soundtrack really keeps them rolling throughout. The pacing is immaculate, starting strong, establishing everyone fair...

31 in 31 2025 #7 - The Thing (1982) ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

This stands tall as one of my all time favorites, and I put this rewatch off far too long. It holds up perfectly. I'll return to this more often in the future.

31 in 31 2025 #6 - Halloween II (1981) ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

I truly appreciate a lot of what this movie has; breakneck pacing, fun, stupid kills, and a very solid sense of dread.

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Man's dripping with talent.

31 in 31 2025 #5 - Spree(2020) ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

All in all, a very solid time, as long as you can look past the filmmakers trying to convince you their satire is deeper than a shallow poke at Internet culture.

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31 in 31 2025 #4 - V/H/S/HALLOWEEN(2025)

Probably the first installment where every segment was very strong, including the wraparound.  Tonally a little all over the place, but that's par for the course.

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31 in 31 2025 #3 - The Conjuring: Last Rites(2025)

This was fine. The Conjuring deserves a better final film but also the Warrens definitely do not.

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31 in 31 2025 #2 - The Rule of Jenny Pen(2024)

This is a fantastic feelbad time, covered in a thick blanket of the vibes I crave.  Absolutely worth your time.

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Making your gaming personality and buying decisions based entirely on what you're not going to buy is a weird way to have a hobby.

31 in 31 2025 #1 - Halloween(1978)

I spent all these years thinking when people would spoof this movie, they were exaggerating with how the killer is everywhere all the time.

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For my Dark Souls pals. #darksouls

Working through Dark Souls 2 with only a bow, come watch if you want to:

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Anyone gonna show up to my labubus bris?

I was cutting things out for creative uses and figured I'd share this one on here for the small population that was also petrified of this as a kid.

It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible The task of reporting is not a simple one. Each and every day, reporters and editors at publications like The Onion make difficult decisions about which issues should receive attention, knowing that o...

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Vaxxed?????

Hate it here.

They’re saying this could be the best birthday I’ve ever had

When you got a wrong answer, the moon would shake its head no and play a really ominous song and it scared the absolute shit out of me.

napalm’s profile napalm uses Letterboxd to share film reviews and lists. 345 films watched. Favorites: Mission: Impossible (1996), Speed Racer (2008), The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975), Alien (1979).

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