jinxed

they're doing hand stuff at the Melania screening

Q: Are you willing to use every lever of power including a government shutdown to stop what's happening here?

KLOBUCHAR: Right now we're focused on getting ICE out of the state. Of course we will use every lever, but I do remind people that Trump runs the WH and sadly also seems to run Congress

Oh to be a little Tardigrade walking across a microscope slide. 🫧🐻🧪

“He was a dictator” fat nazis in plate carriers abduct your neighbors from the parking lot of target and send them to gulags.

48 minutes ago Mariana Martinez Reporting from Caracas, Venezuela At least 40 people were killed in Saturday's attack on Venezuela, including military personnel and civilians, according to a senior Venezuelan official who spoke on condition of anonymity to describe preliminary reports.

NYT:

At least 40 people were killed in the US attack on Venezuela, including military personnel and civilians.

where i create from

in the pit

This entire weekend

Sam Altman: hey I made a machine that stole literally all your stuff in order to make CSAM of your child actors, sometimes it encourages people to kill themselves

Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars

Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.

Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz

Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz

오늘 아침.

#caturday on Thursday.

“Did you like that necklace I got you? You don’t remember? I gave it to you last week. You said you loved it. You really forgot that quickly?”

RM Live - 12/6 RM unpacks a lot.. but as always ARMY is happy to listen 💜🫰🏻

RM's Live transcribed (free for all) please feel free to circulate/screenshot/link (WITH LINK & CREDIT PLEASE!) to this translation for ALL THE WORLD because he does not stutter when he speaks on things that are on his mind today!

Zuni, diluted tortie/tabby mix in full front picture

Zuni side view

Mug shot ( or should I say moggy shot)🤣😹
#cats #hedgewatch #moggies #ididnotdoit

maybe i am going insane

Guys bangkok is based

Dad sent Mom this picture of me looking out the window for her. It appears she went to human cookie stores without me (all human food items are "cookies") ignoring my argument to go. Dad came downstairs because he heard me whimpering for Mom 🥺 Mom returned with snacks 🧐🐾👍 #dogsofbsky #dogsofbluesky

sunny day. colored in corel painter with digital watercolor

아침에 자는 마리에게 손을 스윽 넣어서 따숩따숩 나도 옆에서 눈감고 있는데 지나가던 옆사람이 웃으면서 사진을 찍길래 뭐가 그렇게 웃기지 했더니, 마리 발이 너무 귀여웠네. ㅋ

math textbook covers for some reason:

A list with carefully printed text that reads “sweet rolls popcorn donuts ensure yogurt ice cream sandwiches cookies Diet Coke”

Please admire my 88 year old grandfather’s grocery list

Just heard re: some ICE agents who raided a Chicago taqueria, then went back to the same taqueria for lunch the following week and got confused when the owner kicked them out, and I realized "jesus these doofuses really do believe we're all living in a video game where the NPCs have no memory"

It has always been so obvious that the backlash to MeToo isn’t about whether the abuse is happening but whether people are allowed to want it to stop

오랜만에 잊은 혀수납. 세 식구가 보고 앞에서 까르르 웃으니 ‘뭐, 왜‘ 하는 표정이었다. 😅

We should reboot journalism completely. Start from scratch. They should get those old timey hats and a pencil and figure it out from there

BORN TO BE HUMAN OCEAN IS A FUCK Bring Back The Devonian Period 410,757, 864, 530 DEAD WIZARDS

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Free speech is more than me being allowed to say what I want. Everyone also has to like it and tell me I'm a smart and handsome boy

CNN: Trump in Epstein files
NBC: Trump in Epstein files
ABC: Trump in Epstein files
FOX: