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Litigation attorney and former world-ranked pro athlete in four different sports. Now I litigate against the powerful to make the world a better place. I find gravitational lensing fascinating.

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We’ll just allege these pardons were done with auto-pen and not give them any validity.

06.10.2025 13:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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How nice of Hillary!

26.09.2025 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Like conservatives like to say about poor blacks caught in the crim justice system, Well, he’s probably guilty of SOMETHING.

And that would be trashing HRC’s campaign right before the election and giving us 12 years of MAGA.

Don’t bend over for the soap Jimmy!

25.09.2025 23:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As soon as Coney’s attys Rule 5 the FULL Mueller report, and not that lame 75% redacted bulllshit they released, Bondi will find an even more lame excuse to drop the charges.

Who wants in on that action?

25.09.2025 23:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey!!

I never realized Queen ripped off that great song by Vanilla Ice.

What a scam….it’s IDENTICAL!!

25.09.2025 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Only MAGA TV could turn an escalator mishap into a full-blown sabotage conspiracy #dailyshow
YouTube video by The Daily Show Only MAGA TV could turn an escalator mishap into a full-blown sabotage conspiracy #dailyshow

Elevatorgate!

youtube.com/shorts/Jp4LW...

25.09.2025 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tom South Sudan. South Sudan, Tom.

24.09.2025 10:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Still not un-canceling my subscriptions to Disney/ABC.

They are only sorry because they got their asses handed to them; they are not truly sorry.

Sorry.

22.09.2025 23:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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<Tylenol attorneys drafting lawsuit naming JFK Jr and Cankles McTacoTits as defendants>

22.09.2025 23:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well hello South Sudan!!

22.09.2025 10:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

His wickedness is rotting him from the inside out.

22.09.2025 10:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Interesting. So you're telling me these farmers have been needing hand-outs to survive for over 40 years straight now?!?

Maybe the free market (aka capitalism) is telling them they need to do something else...or at least admit they prefer socialism.

I'm game with either.

21.09.2025 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Disney...ABC...ESPN.

Buh-bye!

21.09.2025 16:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You're not going to miss much. Trump will talk about himself, his new $200 million ballroom, and how he did not really lose the 2020 election.

21.09.2025 16:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I got a thousand bucks says Cankles McTacoTits doesn't say more than two brief sentences about Kirk, and then spends the rest of the time talking about how he really beat Biden, Russia, Russia, Russia, and a whole host of other non-Kirk-related grievances.

Who wants some of this action?

21.09.2025 14:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Interesting. So you're telling me these farmers have been needing hand-outs to survive for over 40 years now?!?

Maybe the free market (aka capitalism) is telling them they need to do something else...or at least admit they love socialism.

I'm game with either.

21.09.2025 14:54 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Make that $3,870,000,025.

You forgot to add my $25/month.

21.09.2025 14:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hope the next president arrests every damn one of these criminals.

19.09.2025 18:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Of course they are....

19.09.2025 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck Apple! Sell out cowards!!

11.09.2025 01:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Agree 100%!

08.09.2025 09:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Fredrik?!?

08.09.2025 00:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Let me boo belatedly.

08.09.2025 00:01 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s Weekend at Donnie’s.

01.09.2025 10:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tots and pears.

01.09.2025 10:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t worry, Trump and RFK Jr will shut it down.

23.08.2025 10:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Love it!!

20.08.2025 09:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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