Formal Giraffe

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I miss a lot of things about Liverpool, but I have to say that sitting in the hot tub, boozy drink in hand, listening to some tunes, it just really takes the sting out of it

That doesn't interest me. Back to relaxing in the hot tub with my drink. So long kiddo 🤣

I'd send in a pledge for that

That doesn't interest me. Try again, last chance before I mute you.

You better make it a good one, you're going up against me sitting in the hot tub with a boozy drink. Dig deep kiddo, I believe in you

That doesn't interest me. Try again. You have two tries remaining

Lol imagine not knowing their fans are mostly pro monarchy. About what I'd expect from some dopey gobshite like you 🤣

Either that or you're busy singing God save the king. Bet you are tbh

Quick challenge for you, say something interesting or funny in the next 5 mins or I'm gonna mute you 🤣

Pop a teaspoon in some hot water, press the spoon against the bite, it denatures the proteins in the mosquito saliva, and should stop it itching

I'll stay in until I either run out of drinks or the sun goes down 🤣

Absolutely have to 😁

I take the hit pieces as a positive.. means they're heading out of denial and into anger and acceptance 😂

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Alright.. The painting is done, now a quick lunch, and then I think I deserve a few drinks in the pool

It's gonna get up to over 45C here on Tuesday, I should try and enjoy the outside before it tries to kill me

😂 behave

Imagine claiming an Irish team while going to bat for a bunch of monarchists like palace

You're trying too hard to get a reaction, it's embarrassing.

At least a manc would have a leg to stand on 🤣🤣 fuckin hell.. even a villa fan would have been a laugh

Jog on, kid 😂

If he's willing to fight for his place, then his place is at Liverpool

Your team, soft lad.

Put up or shut up 😂 or are you embarrassed?

You don't get answers until you do😘

I'm not saying he's right, but I am saying I understand it.. if I was living on a diet of meth and monster energy, I might try it too 😂

He never set the league on fire like we hoped, but I had a soft spot for him. I hope he does well (and escapes Saudi) moving forward

Lol but I did though. More chance of injuries for a game that has the same level of importance

Tell you what soft lad, tell us who your team is and then I'll let you play.. otherwise, you're just another tit who thinks anyone cares about the shield 🤣

I hope so tbh.. love his energy

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In the charity shield.. who cares? I worried more about the game against Bilbao in preseason 😂

You're not very good at this, are you? You have to try and find someone who is arsed about the result if you're gonna try and do a wind up

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I fucking love the fume of people seeing what Liverpool is building and shitting themselves, it's honestly hilarious 😂🤣

What's that noise? Ohhhh.. it's the sound of the reigning premier league champions singing allez allez allez 🤣😂🤣

Definitely agree with you, but he has to be realistic in that he won't start every game, he has some tough opposition for his position, but if he's happy with that and fighting for his starts, then I think we'd be fools to sell him

Agreed. Salah is on the naughty step for them until further notice!

Just not on penalty duty 😂

Id keep him too though tbh. If he wants to go for minutes, then fair enough, but only if he's asking to

Lol

Sadly elaine, I've got a ways to go 😭

I'm jealous though!

I have to head into the office tomorrow..

I'm ready for retirement! 😂

I've been putting it off for weeks, but just not is tempting
Thing is, it'll only take half an hour, I just like being dramatic 😂

I have to climb up a ladder and start painting, and I really really don't want to

Nowhere near the same thing, and you'd need some pretty major mental gymnastics to justify it

Etikike was fantastic. Wirtz was amazing in the first half (and booked because the ref is a cock), frimpong was brilliant

Kerkez needs a bit more time imo, but you can see the player he'll be

I was really really happy with the new boys today

Don't listen to anyone saying otherwise tbh

I'd love a pizza oven! That one single time I'd ever use it would be magical🤣