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09.02.2026 01:14 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@formalgiraffe.bsky.social
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Hey it's good to know, cheers
09.02.2026 01:14 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Absolutely no idea.. I'm being censored by the man because I went on a rant about a lot earlier maybe ๐คฃ
09.02.2026 00:58 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Yep, back before FSG. He used to be bosom buddies with trump until Jan 6th. Donated money to his inauguration fund in 2017 etc.
09.02.2026 00:29 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I'm pissed with slots negative "try not to concede, oh, shit we already have, oh well" style of football, but he's head coach, not manager, so can't put the transfers on him. I'm sure he has input, but he isn't the one to get it over the line.
Unless he specifically asked for no incomings
Patriots are owned by Robert Kraft, and he can go fuck himself with a rusty cactus tbh
I have it on, but not really watching it
Buckets at a lowes, next to a sign that says your dream bathroom starts here
08.02.2026 20:34 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I'd say some kind of hillbilly dialect, but he was raised in a very well off family, and was trying to be a rapper before vanilla ice made it big and took his spot ๐
08.02.2026 20:13 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0๐คฃ
Me too mate ๐
Exactly that. I remember how it felt under Roy, and it's the same feeling.
The maybe we can get a point if the other team has an off day.
This must be what it feels like to be an everton fan.. poor bastards
These players didn't suddenly become shit, they didn't suddenly get lazy.. so how they're being told to play is the only thing left
08.02.2026 20:09 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Guilty ๐
08.02.2026 20:08 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0That's it, and that kills me. I can take a bad result it happens. It's the manner it's happening that is upsetting
08.02.2026 20:08 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0No disagreement there, he has had some bad breaks as well
It's how he acts when things go bad that is the measure of him
But, it's all just opinion. Neither one of us can change it, so we just have to keep on.
Won't stop me complaining mind you ๐คฃ
Manual labour called off for lack of leveling sand.. oh well..
Guess I'll just have to put my feet up ๐
Can only hope carra is full of shit as per usual, but I doubt it
It's been so hard to watch, and kills me that I'm not excited before each game like I was
Alright, time for me to go be productive for a bit - the damn paving slab under the grill won't level itself
Behave yourselves ๐
It's the same rigidity, he has his system, & will not deviate from it even though it isn't working. The results are clear that it isn't
There's no getting away from that - we are lucky to be in the top half of the league, and it is highly unlikely we'll get CL this season. The buck stops with him
He has to be - he leaves everything on the field. We need more of that
I think kerkez is coming into his own, but we definitely miss it from robbo too
It's a symptom of a wider problem. We can't say what would have could have been for sure - but it shows such weak character that it keeps happening week in, week out.
Honestly, for me, it's the rigid holding to a system that just does not work.
Amorin (rightly so) got fired for the same shit
Dom should get a sainthood. He leaves everything on the field
That said - could we not perhaps get an actual RB that isn't made of silly string?
He's young, but he's miles ahead of the competition and barely gets 10 mins.
Chiesa should be getting more time too tbh
Dom has been sensational and honestly would be my pick for captain
Virg lost me when he started screaming at other players when he fucked up. And the interviews.. the oh well, we just need to do better.
He's the goddam captain, he should be taking responsibility
His inability to pivot is destroying us. It's clear it isn't working, so change the system. But he won't, it's the same every game, same players, same style, same cowardly sitting back, scared to get forward. Then if a player has a stand out game, sub them off.
Same thing cost Amorin his job
Agreed about guehi, but not the rest tbh - a good first half wins us the game.. confidence builds confidence
Until we show the mental fortitude of a goldfish
Do you think he's been an effective leader this season? Genuinely asking
Watch him last year, watch him this year, and then tell me he is showing anywhere near the leadership he was
The only time he shouts now is when he makes a mistake
If you were Rio, one of the most exciting young talents in the game, watching Gakpo start ahead of you every single game - would you wait patiently or start wondering if some other team would value you more
08.02.2026 19:27 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 1But it is.. excuse after excuse. Listen to his interviews. Listen to virg. Both of them do nothing but whine
Every team brings in new players
Game after game he starts Mac and Gakpo, neither has had a really good game in months
I can take a bad result, but not the apathy shown
But how is he not getting it in the first half? We play to not concede - we had 3 shots in the first half and only what like 39% possession.. at home. Against the worst City team in years
I'm half wondering if the players just got fed up with his negative style and went rogue
It's Roy all over
At this point in the season, it's nothing but excuses.
If we had a transitional season last year, fair enough. But to go from champions to this, where does the buck stop?
He has us playing to not lose, and it bites us over and over
It's Roy Hodgson again.