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I'm Frank the Formal Giraffe. Yes, I'm actually a giraffe, yes, I look fantastic in a suit. I'm 18ft tall without the hat. #YNWA

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There are few things that raise blood pressure like being on a video call while the person with the least experience with Excel is sharing their screen while using Excel.

08.10.2025 22:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿคฃ he went out for some bread and milk and ended up getting kidnapped

07.10.2025 16:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Poor sod only wanted a lift to the shops

Try to not think about any eggs it laid under your seat mate ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

07.10.2025 16:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man with a beard is holding a flamethrower in his hands ALT: a man with a beard is holding a flamethrower in his hands
07.10.2025 14:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We should start mocking Trump as being first lady to President miller tbh. He's thin skinned enough to throw a hissy fit

05.10.2025 00:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This cough is doing me in. I'm mainlining halls soothers as they're the only thing to hold the cough off.

Probably cough medicine instead of beer would be a good choice, but well, too bad lungs. ๐Ÿคฃ

05.10.2025 00:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Class action lawsuit against Liverpool for the heart issues and ulcers?

04.10.2025 18:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I thought kerkez was about the only player who actually had his weetabix this morning.

Mac needs off, and Bradley has to go before the choice is made for us

For me, the midfield is the root problem. Not protecting the defense and leaving Isak with a thumb up his arse waiting for service

04.10.2025 17:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When he eventually gets called out on this, he'll say it's for don jrs run

01.10.2025 20:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Final thought on that game before.i get back to work..

That game was screaming out for Rio.

His energy and drive would have made a huge difference.

30.09.2025 21:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You have to be kind to them, or they'll drop to the ground and cry

30.09.2025 21:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*poor

(Unless you're talking about their acting ability)

30.09.2025 21:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"cramp"

30.09.2025 20:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh look. They're laying down. Again.

30.09.2025 20:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Penance

30.09.2025 20:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a group of men are standing around a man in a white shirt with the words " will the real slim silly please stand up " below him ALT: a group of men are standing around a man in a white shirt with the words " will the real slim silly please stand up " below him

I cant keep track of their players.. seems they all have a bad slim shady blonde dye job

30.09.2025 20:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Surrounding the ref. Perfectly fine for Galatasaray

30.09.2025 20:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is he cosplaying Batman or Lazarus?

A minute ago he could even walk.. miracle!

30.09.2025 20:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Special rules for them. Any flopping around on the floor is the same as a head injury

30.09.2025 20:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh look. Batman is rolling around on the floor again

30.09.2025 20:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

True story. He won't get a look in when we have a replacement, and nor should he

30.09.2025 20:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

On the plus side, stops the interest from Real Madrid if he keeps playing like this

30.09.2025 20:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Word for word what I just said outloud

30.09.2025 20:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ref stops play for any injury now?

30.09.2025 20:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The constant whistling is doing my head in. It's beyond aggravating

30.09.2025 19:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Really good show. Detective Harry Bosch, working robbery-homicide in LA.

There's also a follow up show (Bosch legacy), and a spinoff (Ballard).

They are a good set of books too

29.09.2025 00:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How long until FBI find "anti-ice" and "I โ™ฅ๏ธ transgenders" hastily drawn on the bullets of the person who attacked the Mormon church?

28.09.2025 17:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I can't begin to explain how much golf bores me, and it is all that is on my feed today

27.09.2025 22:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿคฃ

27.09.2025 16:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Agreed

27.09.2025 16:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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