Kahn Johnson

Just looked it up - sweet mother that was a goal

Yes he did take his goal well. Both of them. Another three points on the board there 😎

Insua scored?

I wish I was. Quote is from @theguardian.com

"The president read an angry denunciation of the court to the assembled press corps at a White House news conference which had apparently been drafted for social media because it concluded with the phrase 'Thank you for your attention to this matter', words Trump read aloud."

Aces those tests...

This is the Mock The Week/Guardian Football Weekly crossover you were all waiting for.
(Hugh isn’t on this week, but other than that, perfect).

An absolute banger, I believe is the term those young people use

Happy birthday to you
Chopped tomatoes and stew

Tough, that's all that's left in the vending machine. You're not in one of your la-de-da palaces now

"I have learned with the deepest concern the news about Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor and suspicion of misconduct in public office."

I don't have a brother, says King

Happy birthday your Not A Highness Anymoreness

And those are his good points

Vinícius, Mourinho and treating racism as reputational risk rather than a lived reality | Jonathan Liew The Brazilian has seen this before, football has seen this before, and yet why does it feel like nothing ever changes?

Another excellent piece by @jonathanliew.bsky.social

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I didn't realise Lowe was so..... this

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HEARD ISLAND GOVERNMENT OFFICIAL STATEMENT - 18FEB26 Following the amicable resignation of PM Tuxley II during the Confirmed Avian Crisis, leadership has formally transitioned. The Government of Heard Island proudly welcomes: Prime Minister Aurora Maccormicki (South Polar Skua Party) In times of crisis, Heard Island recognizes the proven strength, resilience, and deeply caring leadership so often demonstrated by women across the ice. Prime Minister Maccormicki has pledged stability, vigilance, and compassionate resource management during these uncertain times. We extend our sincere gratitude to PM Tuxley II for his distinguished service, including his steadfast leadership during the recent tariff threat from the Orange Buffoon. We wish him calm seas, abundant hunting, and a dignified retirement. - Strength Through Vigilance -

BREAKING NEWS!- PM Aurora Maccormicki replaces PM Tuxley II amid Bird Flu crisis.

“Women should be in charge during crisis. I only won the tariff war because I delegated my Bluesky and [TrustMe Social] media account to a female staffer who threatened America with total annihilation.” -Tuxley II

Of course, if there had been VAR then Chris Kavanagh wouldn't have made such a pig's breakfast of the Villa game and would be reffing instead of spending this weekend mowing the lawn

Every club does it.and no one cares - because everyone now does it.

The important bit is at the end. He doesn't have unfinished business in Germany and sees the Prem as being above Spain. He's not going anywhere

Rogue
Arwen
Barbara Gordon
Beverley Crusher

Non-vegan chefs must just figure green shit goes with everything

I still haven't found the answer to that

Who says Sideways isn't a Valentine's movie?

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Avocado aside, it's a fantastic brekkie

Clockwise from top: field mushrooms, tomato, beans in a little pot, two sausages, a pot of spread for the toast, bubble & squeak, wholemeal toast and smashed avocado. In the centre lies the spinach, which all vegan breakfasts have even though none of us have the stuff at home

Valentine's brunch

Not of my making, went to The Greengrocers in Norwich

#Vegan #VeganFood #VeganSky

A Tarot card, number 7 The Lovers, showing a grumpy black cat pushing away the face of the human that is holding them. The human is attempting to kiss the cat. The cat is having none of it thank you

Happy Valentine's 😁

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And then you'd get pissed, distracted, have to call again....

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