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@capnjazzyjeff.bsky.social

I run a label called Infrared Records

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Being in a secondary school ICT lesson for 10 minutes will make you lose hope in the future faster than anything else imaginable. These kids are cooked!!!!

02.10.2025 12:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œFind what you love and let it kill you” - Charlie Kirk

10.09.2025 21:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

dannyboy83 ending up in LA bcs he just walked out the airport on the way to Colombia is so late-Mann that it’s messing with my head

10.09.2025 09:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why’s King Krule’s sax guy always doing so much shit. Hate his ass. Put your shirt back on mate.

09.09.2025 11:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Copenhagen school of rhythmic composition alums aka VIBESLOP

05.09.2025 14:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did the Mikey Menace voice to a year 8 by mistake

05.09.2025 14:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tbf this is just what my twitter was in 2019-2023

04.09.2025 21:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

do you think blokes in the queue for Radiohead at the O2 will want their faces blurred out in pics like they’re queueing for a Bonnie Blue shoot

04.09.2025 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m really worried about Chet Hanks’ well-being now that he’s clearly relapsing

17.08.2025 22:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In Donegal with my great aunt, she’s got a new one-eyed cat named β€œthe cat” and she’s told me to get a whiskey and soda water down me because I’m not driving

27.07.2025 12:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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So mad that bcs of TikTok there’s graffiti in the school where I work for the band TV Girl, who I was bang into in 2011-2014

15.07.2025 09:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Started getting targeted ads during podcasts for pork pies. Like there’s a new pork pie that dropped and they knew I’d wanna hear about it. At the end of the ad it said you could check out porkpie.co.uk for more info. Imagine how good it feels to own that url.

14.07.2025 07:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Coming out as anti-Greta Thunberg bcs she keeps hanging out with shit bands

08.07.2025 07:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Worked with an incoming student in food tech today and got absolutely flexed on by the year 7s who were helping out. Made one Chloe Rose Crabtree recipe and thought I was hot shit. Foolish. These kids can do insane things with flour.

02.07.2025 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Reading all the posters at Indian Veg in the Headache voice

25.06.2025 18:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Has anyone got Iain Sinclair’s contact info? Cleo’s dad lives round the corner from him now and they’re the same age and he needs some mates and I think Iain would fuck with him heavy

21.06.2025 20:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

28 Jays Slater

21.06.2025 13:14 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ffs hahahaha

17.06.2025 10:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah it’s a Certified Chiller

11.06.2025 15:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hayden Pedigo album is great if you love beautiful music made by guys with pod racer names

11.06.2025 15:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Heavy is the truck that wears the nuts

11.06.2025 14:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sex and the city season 4 is lit bcs they’ve got to make all the blokes Carrie fancies worse than Big to justify her fancying him still. This episode it’s a jazz guy who always wears a trilby.

01.06.2025 13:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

At the Plimsoll and had 4 pints and cannot stop looking my gf’s amazing nose

24.05.2025 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They should get me and mick to do this

24.05.2025 20:09 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They should have done a Sex and The City spinoff about Stanford adopting a kid and being a single dad called Son Of A Blatch

24.05.2025 11:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gonna see if I can get the PE teachers drunk enough on Friday after work to convince them to walk to Burgess Park and smash down a fence so we can go Wide Awake for free

21.05.2025 09:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sex and The City season 3 is sublime. Much less wackiness, story lines with endings and of course we have the Steve of it all.

18.05.2025 10:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Year 7 kid walked into the classroom just now and went β€œHAVE YOU HEARD OF CHUCK NORRIS?”

06.05.2025 09:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Me and Mick got to explain jelqing to our girlfriends at dinner last night

03.05.2025 10:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So funny to go from being the fourth-best-dressed person at the Jake Longstreth private view to being the guy at the Brown Horse gig getting G Checked by 6 Music cucks for the crime of dancing a bit all in one night

24.04.2025 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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