Being in a secondary school ICT lesson for 10 minutes will make you lose hope in the future faster than anything else imaginable. These kids are cooked!!!!
02.10.2025 12:11 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@capnjazzyjeff.bsky.social
I run a label called Infrared Records
Being in a secondary school ICT lesson for 10 minutes will make you lose hope in the future faster than anything else imaginable. These kids are cooked!!!!
02.10.2025 12:11 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βFind what you love and let it kill youβ - Charlie Kirk
10.09.2025 21:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0dannyboy83 ending up in LA bcs he just walked out the airport on the way to Colombia is so late-Mann that itβs messing with my head
10.09.2025 09:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Whyβs King Kruleβs sax guy always doing so much shit. Hate his ass. Put your shirt back on mate.
09.09.2025 11:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Copenhagen school of rhythmic composition alums aka VIBESLOP
05.09.2025 14:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Did the Mikey Menace voice to a year 8 by mistake
05.09.2025 14:10 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Tbf this is just what my twitter was in 2019-2023
04.09.2025 21:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0do you think blokes in the queue for Radiohead at the O2 will want their faces blurred out in pics like theyβre queueing for a Bonnie Blue shoot
04.09.2025 17:06 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Iβm really worried about Chet Hanksβ well-being now that heβs clearly relapsing
17.08.2025 22:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0In Donegal with my great aunt, sheβs got a new one-eyed cat named βthe catβ and sheβs told me to get a whiskey and soda water down me because Iβm not driving
27.07.2025 12:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0So mad that bcs of TikTok thereβs graffiti in the school where I work for the band TV Girl, who I was bang into in 2011-2014
15.07.2025 09:56 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Started getting targeted ads during podcasts for pork pies. Like thereβs a new pork pie that dropped and they knew Iβd wanna hear about it. At the end of the ad it said you could check out porkpie.co.uk for more info. Imagine how good it feels to own that url.
14.07.2025 07:48 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Coming out as anti-Greta Thunberg bcs she keeps hanging out with shit bands
08.07.2025 07:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Worked with an incoming student in food tech today and got absolutely flexed on by the year 7s who were helping out. Made one Chloe Rose Crabtree recipe and thought I was hot shit. Foolish. These kids can do insane things with flour.
02.07.2025 17:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Reading all the posters at Indian Veg in the Headache voice
25.06.2025 18:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Has anyone got Iain Sinclairβs contact info? Cleoβs dad lives round the corner from him now and theyβre the same age and he needs some mates and I think Iain would fuck with him heavy
21.06.2025 20:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 028 Jays Slater
21.06.2025 13:14 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ffs hahahaha
17.06.2025 10:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yeah itβs a Certified Chiller
11.06.2025 15:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Hayden Pedigo album is great if you love beautiful music made by guys with pod racer names
11.06.2025 15:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Heavy is the truck that wears the nuts
11.06.2025 14:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Sex and the city season 4 is lit bcs theyβve got to make all the blokes Carrie fancies worse than Big to justify her fancying him still. This episode itβs a jazz guy who always wears a trilby.
01.06.2025 13:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0At the Plimsoll and had 4 pints and cannot stop looking my gfβs amazing nose
24.05.2025 20:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0They should get me and mick to do this
24.05.2025 20:09 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0They should have done a Sex and The City spinoff about Stanford adopting a kid and being a single dad called Son Of A Blatch
24.05.2025 11:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Gonna see if I can get the PE teachers drunk enough on Friday after work to convince them to walk to Burgess Park and smash down a fence so we can go Wide Awake for free
21.05.2025 09:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Sex and The City season 3 is sublime. Much less wackiness, story lines with endings and of course we have the Steve of it all.
18.05.2025 10:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Year 7 kid walked into the classroom just now and went βHAVE YOU HEARD OF CHUCK NORRIS?β
06.05.2025 09:05 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Me and Mick got to explain jelqing to our girlfriends at dinner last night
03.05.2025 10:27 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0So funny to go from being the fourth-best-dressed person at the Jake Longstreth private view to being the guy at the Brown Horse gig getting G Checked by 6 Music cucks for the crime of dancing a bit all in one night
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