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awful news. it's fucking bad. i need scissors.

i cant keep up with her shes so active and full of live and im a dying old depressed hag

another thing about her is that she's so confident she's smarter than me.

ive been explaining the plurals and teaching her what the new words for this lesson are and it's just
"so 'child' means *****"
"no! 'baby' means *****"
"it's a bit different,"
"no!!!!"

gurl,

another thing about my student is that she cant read my messages

"can we postpone our lesson?"
"sure, but i'm getting a new semester schedule soon, so i cant guarantee i'll be able to move it to tuesday, or thursday"
"can we move it to tuesday"

what is even popular these days. outside from mascot horror, video bloggers and toilets

i'm actually terrified of what is going to happen to me when i have to start working at school. gonna be like How do you Do Fellow Kids B) or whatever??????? or what, watch popular children media? how can you even prepare for this

i'm not even that much older than her, both mine and her parents are the same age and share education techniques, so i thought we were on the same page, more or less? completely baffles me when i realise how her experience differs from mine

also at the same time she doesnt know who miсkеу mоusе is? and has never seen a single episode of dоrа thе ехрlоrеr? huh? i was trying to reference a few media i grew up watching to make our lessons easier for her to process, and she didnt know any of these things. call it a generation gap ig

shes crazy. my favourite student so far.

like girlie im trying my best to teach you right now. why the hell are you thinking about amusement parks

Also i can't get over how random she can be, imma be explaining new grammar to her and shes just. Hey miss i have a question how do you say rollercoaster in english. Hey. Do you know what is the tallest rollercoaster in the world. Just curious. Do they have rollercoasters in america. Wow. Huh.

anyway

me be like Hehe... Money...... I want to find another student..... At least three of them..... I want to have money...... while shes deadass serious about monopolizing my labour. the funniest child on the earth, man

fucking typos man

just a funny thing my student (9 y/o) said yesterday. i feel like i need to share it everywhere.

"are you tutorung anyone besides me?"
"i used to. (a long story) why are you asking? want to recommend me to someone?"
"NO!! i need to be your only student, i need to be the smartest one in my class!!"

ruwo..... ruwo the man you are.... .wkejfwk.j......

otomate give me matsurika localisation and my life is yours

good news this thing doesnt look bad now. i mean sometimes i do destroye bangs while styling. but most kf yhe time its good. live is fine

im a colleague 🥺

"it's our professional responsibility. i'm saying 'our', because we are colleagues" OFKWEFJWELKFJWEFKLWF

i just realised it actually sounds like im on some sort of fetishist roleplay server and forced to do age play or something but NO. im in class. im going to be an elementary school teacher. its fine

"dont be shy! i wont bite! youll get a good mark for answering"
HELL NO IM NOT DOING THAT MS.ANASTASIA IM NOT IM A GROWN ASS WOMAN

THIS ROLEPLAY SERVER IS INSANE (we have to answer like an elementary student would because its immersive or something. and it kind of sabotages like half of our presentations. and the professor wont stop messing up with our names)

Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're in personal quarters on ship, you can tell because there's a future space plant in the background. Here, we're looking at William Riker standing and having a conversation William Riker. (One is in Gold uniform the other is in red.) Picture one is focused on William Riker. He has a hopeful smile and excitement. Closed caption reads, "I actually thought I might go with the name Thomas." Picture two is next focused on William Riker, in response. He has that sort of half hearted kind of sort of enthused by what he's hearing face. Closed caption reads, "I never really cared for that name."

.

its kind of funny how i only use this app to complain

no caim i wont call you a good boy this mission was shit and you fucked up 3 times before succeeding

god i hate dod1 sky missions with a PASSION

fuck this roleplay server is getting serious fr fr (case study on the same subject) (the case in question is "what do we do about this hypothetical nаzi kid")

wow this roleplay server is so stupid and the roles are boring (case study on methodics of learning and education)

shiroshin ？！