"We owe conspiracy theorists a huge apology"

No we fucking don't. They were talking about a secret conspiracy of gay trans Jewish lizard people. The Epstein files uncovered a conspiracy of rich, straight, white, right-wing Christian men, which these motherfuckers never even considered.

This generational talent found the fucking camera and did gave it another Halpert stare.

Gotta give the people what they want.

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It’s Friday please don’t make me wake up in middle of night to were at war with the Islamic republic thx

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so we paid the tariffs and now the corporations that passed the costs on to me and you are the ones that are going to be reimbursed, do i have that correct

I just saw this meme by @goldonbear.bsky.social and now you have to see it too

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I know the man loves to hear himself talk but I'm kinda thinking they find a way for Trump to not do a state of the union. I don't think that guy can do a speech like that without it being real obvious how broken down everything is physically and mentally. Maybe they'll drug him up enough but idk

Getting shown up in the arena of elite impunity by *the British monarchy* is an incredible “America at 250!” achievement

You ever just feel kinda bad for your therapist in advance because you know you have a bomb coming their way for the next session and they have zero clue?

Heard an interview today where a guy said (and I'm paraphrasing) "LLMs have had years to train on every aspect of chess, read every book and article about it, review every match, but when they play, they STILL makes illegal moves. That tells you everything."

And.

Yup.

That Kross debut had such a bad effort job on his part. The standard for American pro wrestling commentators is in hell as it is

So when thousands of women (and children) were being duplicated--including in non-consensual AI porn--it was no big deal. But it took "only a 15-sec clip" of these two famous white men to draw outrage and fear. Gotcha. Cool cool.

Excalibur needs to be removed from AEW commentary asap. Dude sucks so badly

I can’t prove it at all but I’d happily put up a 20 dollar bet that Vince McMahon is helping book WWE again privately between himself and Trips H.

Me as a child: it must be very hard to become a CEO and be very hard work once you get the job

Guy obviously on drugs speaking at a conference: the next five years of the economy should be about a dream I had where a dog spoke to me

Mother: so you run a school?

Charles Xavier: a school for gifted youngsters, like Timothy

Mother: but it’s a real school right?

Xavier: oh my yes

Mother: so he won’t be trained to kill

Xavier: oh no he certainly will

Mother: but he won’t actually have to do it

Xavier: oh no he certainly will

Imagine if it just never came back online

a werewolf in front of a house wearing a ‘BE MINE’ heart and holding a sign that reads ‘THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE’ above a photo of bad bunny

a neighbor set up this werewolf for halloween and instead of taking it down they just update it with seasonal outfit changes. now it’s dressed for valentine’s day and holding a sign with a picture of bad bunny and his super bowl slogan. i love him.

The Tom Grossi charity stream is already crazy

he annoys me but I'll accept this.

anyway put the title back on Mox and save AEW

someone called MJF and Hangman, Blusky vs Reddit and I've been giggling ever since

Yutamania brother dude

They got Yuta looking like Hulk Hogan now

He should keep it exactly like this.

Dude why didn’t you ask a follow up question. What is wrong with you my guy

That guy had Obama saying aliens were real and didn’t ask a single follow up question. We need to beat that interviewers ass I’m so serious

Sort of gives away the lie that they're arresting hardened criminals who are drags on society when they're setting up traps to lure in Good Samaritans