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r/analytics • IOh We just found out our AI has been making up analytics data for 3 months and I'm gonna throw up. Support So we've been using an Al agent since November to answer leadership questions about metrics. It seemed amazing at first fast answers, detailed explanations, everyone loved it. I just found out it's been hallucinating numbers this entire time. Our VP of sales made territory decisions based on data that didn't exist. Our CFO showed the board a deck with fake insights. The Al was just inventing plausible sounding percentages. I only caught it by accident when someone asked me to double check something. I started digging, and holy shit, it's bad.

lol this is gonna burst so fucking hard

Yesterday morning kids were sent running from their bus stop in panic because ICE showed up. This guy at today’s ICE Out of Lindenwold protest is a must watch 😭. @maddow.bsky.social

Timeline brightening. It’s about Greg Bovino. Have a laugh.
Whatever happened to him?

Splurging? Fuck you

I miss Dave saying hinky

Pretty weak sauce, Chuck. Jesus, step down

the first choice is literally what Jesus would teach, i feel like i'm losing my mind

Please enjoy your meat and yogurt responsibly.

OK so now the former CEO of Tumblr is running the Washington Post. Tumblr. A company whose history is a textbook case study in corporate value destruction.

Ben Shapiro just jiffy-popped a lazy hour about how this is bad and made more money than I’ll see in a year

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Jesus Ochoa, Raymundo Gutierrez.

The fact that both are quite experienced—8 years and 12 years with CBP—is yet more evidence that CBP should be abolished and all of its agents fired. There's no way to "reform" or "retrain" that, it's just a violent gang with badges.

Fuck ICE

Get in. We're messing up Melania's Amazon search results. This weekend, Amazon is premiering it's $40 million Melania Trump documentary. It already seems to be a flop. But we're going to take it one step further by messing up Melania's Amazon search results. Specifically, we're going to amplify the paranormal erotic thriller, Melania: Devourer of Men so it ranks higher than her movie. The book is perfect: it's absurd, the cover is ridiculous, and it's free, so we're not giving Amazon any money. We need people to: 1. "buy" the book (it's free) 2. Share this post and get other people to buy the book. That's it. Then we can celebrate as an erotic novel about a bat monster Melania Trump becomes a higher and higher search result on Amazon.

Okay troublemakers, punks, antifa supervillains, and anyone who just enjoys being a petty little shitbird while they fuck up the algorithm of a massive media corp. Here's your assignment for the weekend. Get on it and spread the word.

Two panels from the Simpsons. Panel One: Kent Brockman asks Homer "What do you say to the accusations that your group has been causing more crimes than it's been preventing? Panel Two: Homer, wearing a safari hat labeled ICE and chuckling dismissively, replies, "Oh Kent, I'd be lying if I said my men weren't committing crimes!"

Fun fact: Last year in the US, more people were killed by ICE (32 people) than were killed by undocumented migrants (25 people).

SOURCES:
www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-i...;
www.cbp.gov/newsroom/sta...

#fuckice, #ice, #gestapo, #chingalamigra, #crimes, #nooneisillegal, #YourBordersKill

Is there footage anywhere of anyone telling Trump to shut the fuck up to his face

The director of Melania movie

Former owner of Portland cidery wins lawsuit against members of right-wing group Patriot Prayer Abram Goldman-Armstrong owned Cider Riot until it closed in 2019. Members of Patriot Prayer descended on the cidery in May of that year, brawling with patrons.

Today, the Cider Riot owner won his civil case against the fascist fuck bags who stormed his bar and the antifascists there, back in 2019. Portland jurors awarded him $750k in damages that those shit sticks have...
#democracy #usa #gop #fascists #fascism

👉 Vote 'em Out!

Have we all said we did nazi this coming yet

Cool. They won’t. Next.

“They want to go about their lives and to enjoy life without being recognized as kidnappers and abusers in their community,” Riley said. “We identify ICE and DHS agents for the same reasons we identify any violent, dangerous people intent on doing harm. They have chosen to prey on the community.”

Quite a news day this is shaping up to be

Barton Swaim

The US government has tried and failed to get a magistrate judge to sign off on an arrest warrant for Lemon. And then to get a more senior judge to grant it.

Seems like they’ve now found a way to get it done – arresting a hugely high profile journalist for reporting is a real threshold.

We did not properly punish the confederates. We did not properly punish the insurrectionists on January 6th. We have to punish ICE.

They can’t be allowed to slink back into their communities quietly. Expose them. Arrest them. Convict them. Imprison them.

You walk into this bar and show your ICE mugshot, you don't pay a dime.

U.S. District Court Judge Patrick Schiltz (Republican-appointed in ‘06): “ICE has likely violated more court orders in January 2026 than some federal agencies have violated in their entire existence.”

Ilhan attacker retweeted libs of tiktok and tim pool saying "This hearing proves democrats are fucking evil"

Libs of TikTok getting a response from the attacker saying "One dumb SOB"

GOP spokesperson saying that Ilhan Omar's attacker was radicalized online ignoring the clear pattern of someone who got divorced, wouldn't accept his queer children, and then became far right and violent online thinking there's a gender conspiracy going on to ruin his life

The alleged attacker of Ilhan Omar appears to have been radicalized online by the usual suspects

Please join us in celebrating the life of much-loved Linda Pine on Sunday, February 1st at 2pm at Barnsdall Gallery Theatre, 4800 Hollywood Blvd. Los Angeles, CA 90027.

Leave Ilhan Omar alone you stupid fucking racists