Evan Buck

Me weekly

Trying to determine how often I can go to the Wine Rack where the cute cashier flirted with me without making him think I might have a problem.

They’ve stopped the only route of theirs I would fly, so thankfully I don’t have to deal with that 🤷🏻‍♀️

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I haven’t, but I heard it’s lesbian-heavy so it’s definitely next on my list

That slapping sound 🥵

Had a real ADHD day today: I kept remembering about every 5 minutes that I hadn’t taken my meds, until it was too late in the day to take my meds.

Oh it’s definitely not just you 🥵

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Probably should have remembered I haven’t eaten today before grabbing early drinks with my friend

I just watched someone eat shit trying to jump over a puddle and I’ve never had to physically stop myself from laughing so hard in my life

Just got a ticket for Weapons tonight on a whim. Now to see what all the hype is about!

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I got to hang out with mine an my ex’s dog all day today, which was so great, but now I’m having a particularly lonely night 😅

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My emotions really have been a roller coaster lately (for good reason). I’m so ready to get off this ride

Fingers crossed!

Honestly though, what kind of dark magic is he using and where can I get it?

I just walked by a man with a piece of paper taped to himself that said “I am Charlie Kirk”

“You should never speak ill of the dead, only good. [Charlie Kirk] is dead. Good.”

Cuties!

For the second year in a row

I just finished season 3 again the other day!

You really are cute at all levels of scruff, aren’t you?

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I hate asking for favours but I have to find somewhere friends to stay with for a few days

I’m heading back to Toronto and back to reality next week, and I’m anxious about getting back to reality. I’ll be living alone for the first time in 5 years; how long do we think before I go crazy? 😅

I always know I’ve been home for too long when the fives start to look like eights.

Aaaaand the main business case for consumer LLMs is revealed. It's for gathering data on users, creating profiles, and targeting us with ads and propaganda. Hooray -- it's Web 2.0 with chatbots!

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The Romy and Michelle should be Romy and Michelle’s High School Musical.

Good thing you don’t need to smile to look cute

Hot damn! 🥵