Ian

NYT push alert: "A person was shot dead today during a struggle with federal agents in Minneapolis, according to officials."

By who? Who shot the person dead? You saw the video. We all know a federal agent shot a man dead who was prone on the ground. Also, it's not "according to officials." It's according to verified video seen with your eyes. Not saying what anyone can obviously see with their eyes is a form of lying.

"The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command."

Idk dicks and big man ass are just cool and fun to look at

Happy birthday! 🎉

I use “Shut uuuuuuppp” so much but it’s so vague people never get my reference 😩

Gin in my case but very true! I’m still settling on my preferred level of wetness, but there’s at least gonna be some vermouth in there

As Dry Martini January comes to a close and I take a Financial Recovery February, I’m now researching ways to batch make martinis so I can just pour one out of a bottle I keep in the freezer

It might be dreadfully boring at times, but on a certain level I’m pretty proud to work in higher ed

I’m drunk, felicidades

Pursue joy amidst tyranny

My resolution for 2026 is to be drunk more, and the way things are going so far it feels appropriate

Dry January, as in I’ll take a dry dirty gin martini 🍸

Like do I work my way back towards my pink bob?

Thinking about giving up on fades and letting the sides of my hair grow out, but having to commit to all the awkward stages of length is just 😀😭

I hope this email kills us both

The audiobook version hasn’t disappointed.

I fear Heated Rivalry has awakened something in me 💀

Need a buzzfeed top 10 tips on how to feel human again

I have questions

Now thinking about all the astronaut piss in orbit after it’s put out of the tank

You haven’t been to LA unless you get tacos tbh

King Taco my love 😍

Free range organic dick pic > routine OF promo material, sorry I don’t make the rules

I really am doing a lot better though, despite side effects. Working on finding the right balance of meds so I can have best of all worlds, I wanna have my cake and get my cake eaten too

My dick stopped working, but at least I’m measurably less insane

I love an efficient client meeting, scheduled for an hour and only lasted 6 minutes

Accidentally slept with my contacts in and they thankfully didn’t weld to my eyeballs

What a good day as a dev to not rely on cloudflare

Wicked part 2 prescreening😭😭😭

Family Guy Screencap: Lois staring a pill bottle

pov me psychically willing the ssri to start being effective