Jet Trouble

(person who is also bad at conflict): this other person is so bad at conflict

Sitting in the cuck chair while Carta gets her massage ✨

Second of all, small dicks, rise up

First of all, how dare you

The failure of a body to function is not a small thing. It isn't our fault. Being a cyborg can only get you so far when the infrastructure of your society is crumbling around you. I hope more of us can begin to honor this reality while disabled people continue to drop like flies in the coming years.

TDOV or whatever, I guess??

Listened to Ptolemaea with my favorite tree (she is rotting)

❤️‍🔥 let’s goooo

Yes duh, and I’ll fight you for the title ❤️‍🔥😈

Oh noooo, how dare I refuse to be an inspirational cripple (shut up and choke on my cane)

If you noticed my voice sounded different in this episode it’s because Carta makes me all awooga heart eyes in ways that are truly disgusting—but don’t worry it aligns with the episode theme (embracing being disgusting)

A graphic advertising the podcast episode with white text on black background framing a sexy photo of Carta, a woman with dark hair and her beautiful breasts slightly exposed through the opening of her jacket. She's laying against a wall with a window, light creating shadowplay across her and the backdrop. Text says "a secret third thing new episode with Carta Monir. Ren Cerebral and Jet Trouble. Streaming on all platforms"

A Secret Third Thing is back from our long hiatus with a special guest... Carta Monir!! Stream on most platforms you can find podcasts ✨

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@jettrouble.bsky.social

You’re telling me no one even jerked off together??? And you were trapped in the mass glory hole with no hole for days??? Freaks. All of you.

the straight antithesis of cruising

and the promise of marriage

Love is Blind is just edging glory hole with no hole

Certainly this will not lead to fucked up power dynamics, resentment, or long-term impacts on my bodymind!

!!! it’s like ableism has its hooks so deep that people convince themselves that ability & capacity is a matter of will. They simply aren’t trying hard enough! Just push past your limits, ignore your bodymind, cross your own boundaries & condescend to those who can’t as though it’s a moral failing!

Non-disabled people—try not to use your own personal ability as the metric for all others challenge

Tragically the power of sound has not cured me, Lydia

Physical therapist today asked me if I’ve tried sound baths

The saddest part of my transition is that I’m now a Gemini Man

The way bagpipes played furiously in my head as he explained that he was there filming detective pikachu

Never forgetting that I went to a Druid site in Scotland that changed my life, asked my cousin afterwards at dinner if he’d ever been and he says “Och aye, I saw Ryan Reynolds there”

I have the honor and privilege of always giving @rencerebral.bsky.social the hiccups by making them laugh so hard

Post viral illness is the worst cock block (I don’t recommend it)

Be proud of your cheese, king

sometimes me and @jettrouble.bsky.social are hanging out and I'll be like "..... we're really funny and smart. we should start a podcast." and then I remember we have one! promise we have more content coming soon ❤️

2025 is the year of being a bad cripple. I'm sick of y'all's shit