Kraft Punk

Hey this was at my house! I was playing the keys! Would love to see more shots, thank you for catching these

I just went to the doctor for the first time in like 2 years and I’m so relieved and thankful to have access to healthcare again 😩

There’s something iconic about “Alcoholic Midwest emo drummer ex gf”

But to be real the way social media has done irreparable damage to how we engage with one another is sick and sadistic and I don’t even know if there’s a chance to undo the brain rot damage that has occurred

My toxic trait is that I love to hang

Bonnaroo schedule + set times drop tomorrow.

But if you’ve got any burning questions now…

✍️👀🦉

I deleted Instagram this week and my brain already feels 100x better. Bless

Man Who Bumped Tesla While Parallel Parking Sentenced To Death WASHINGTON—Warning that even the slightest dent, knick, or scratch would henceforth be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law, Attorney General Pam Bondi announced Tuesday that Raymond Pratt, a 54-year-old resident of Chula Vista, CA who bumped a Tesla while parallel parking, had been sentenced to death. “Let me be clear: This man, who attempted to park […]

Man Who Bumped Tesla While Parallel Parking Sentenced To Death
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I want to crawl in a hole and pull all my hair out pls, this has been a week of hell

Thinking about how I most likely inspired a couple guy friends to grow their hair out and it makes me chuckle but also feel like a trendsetter

This is no joke one of my favorite albums ever

FROM BURNIE MAC:
Hello! My name is Burnie Mac, and I am a Drag King living in Detroit Michigan, and I am raising money for the 5 year anniversary of Juneteenth Jamz!
Juneteenth Jamz is a love letter to Black Queer Magic, to art as liberation, to Black queer joy.
gofund.me/91dd32d2
Donate & Share<3

Fully addicted to Balatro

I can’t stand a passive aggressive ass mf

For the first time in my life I’m going to buy a mattress but have no idea where to start/where to buy if you have tips hmu

Pantry Support program is under threat! Help feed your community 🥦🍓🍞

Our local pantry desperately needs support right now. Please share and donate! givebutter.com/pantrysupport

My friend Kellie has been going through it this year. Cashapp is $kelliebaby29 Please share and donate if you’re able, it would mean a lot! gofund.me/2e291c04

Nothing angers me more than the ads they play on the tiny screens at the gas pump. This is the true indicator we live in an absolute hell hole

Super Bowl Confetti Made Entirely From Shredded Concussion Studies theonion.com/super-b...

I swear to god my cats love to take the stinkiest shits when I’m trying to work

Fucked

WHY ARE SO MANY PLANES CRASHING WHAT THE FUCK

Being sick is so lonely

Finally got a library card and got a cool puzzle that’s so fun but also infuriating. If you’re looking to do a puzzle hmu it’s a big one

My friend Gwen snagged it from Dearborn Music I’m p sure!!

My tape collection is looking goooooooood

Spent 20 minutes fighting with a gas canister to put gas in my car and now I reek of gas. Today sucks