Hot yet still trapped in a Louis Vuitton flip phone

I’m going away to prison. That insane person that keeps posting my name and address got me arrested. So he can probably stop emailing me and feel nice and accomplished now.

my eight-month-old son won't drive a car. i set him in the driver's seat, buckle him in, even put the key in the ignition for him, and he just sits there and smiles at me. i'm at my wit's end

i’m turning off replies and quotes to this post out of a firm belief that no one should ever say or do anything except for me

Sad to see some self-described “leftists” on here now cheering for Haliburton. The Overton Window keeps moving to the right every day

for those of you who are too busy to watch a 45-minute episode, i have sped up the first episode of SCORIGAMI to 10000% speed. if for some reason you would like to watch it at normal speed it's available here www.patreon.com/posts/scorig...

those of us who were born in 1982 grew up in a unique time and have had some really interesting life experiences, but what really makes me laugh is when people born before or after 1982 claim that they’ve also had life experiences. get serious. no you haven’t

Lesbian Couple Enjoys Hot Lesbian Action

the Tennessee Lady Vols are doing dollar bill shower celebrations for every home run mashed and it's a joy to watch. This one after Boo Gibson smashed one out of the park

my d&d guy is a green Mage who specializes in summoning off-Leash pitbulls from the doggy day care dimension . and using him is not politics

Ashamed Woman Hiding Interest In Country Music Like It Hentai CHICAGO—Attempting to keep her browser tab concealed from view for fear her guilty pleasure would be exposed to nearby coworkers, ashamed woman Lily Paolini was reportedly hiding her interest in country music Friday as though it were hentai. “What am I listening to? Oh, just the music of Post Malone. He’s a pop artist,” the […]

“What am I listening to? Oh, just the music of Post Malone. He’s a pop artist,” the panicked, sweating Lily Paolini said
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YouTube video by Rick Astley Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up (Official Music Video)

Wow: after 15 years, YouTube has taken down the original 'Rick Roll' video due to a "licensing issue," likely due to the acquisition of Astley's record lable.

The metadata remains, but if you click through it goes to 'video not found':

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4...

Lmfao

Dodgers broadcast was discussing the science behind the perception of time between children and adults. After hearing the explanation, the color commentator pauses and asks, "Am I gonna feel any better?"

Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.

one interesting thing about watching the wnba is that unlike in the nba, they don't shout "NBA!!!" before taking a shot. they just shoot it

Bad take babe

Bobby flay and Bob Flanagan are kindred spirits if you think about it

Love all the technology making our lives better

A year with my girl

Baby Saves Affair

Baby Saves Affair
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Dr. Girlfriend

We need a leftist Andrew Tate. We need a leftist Fox News. We need a casino where you don't gamble and they give you free money. I refuse to understand the ecosystem I'm in the center of and I will not leave or modify my behavior. We need leftist McNuggets

when it comes to the nhl playoffs i would like to simply say, “play ball”

Call me Christ the way I'm sharing cigarettes and wine with the needy

@jonbois.bsky.social watching baseball

Eri :03 OA @mandateofheaven.bsky.social • 5h We should bring back Scumbag Steve as a meme. I think modern society could do some great things with him. • •• Tora Heart | Life Goes On @lesbiansforeve... • 5h I have never heard of this man Eri :03 0Д @mandateofheaven.bsky.social Follow You are a mewling sniveling infant, not 30 feet from her mother's womb, with the umbilical cord still attached and in effect. Of course you know nothing of Scumbag Steve. How could you when you know naught about greater existence as a whole.

Uhhhh ever heard of a little thing called “Catholicism”. Idiot