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@crakeur.bsky.social

Middle aged guy trying to remain sane in an increasingly insane world.

104 Followers  |  354 Following  |  96 Posts  |  Joined: 26.12.2023  |  2.1481

Latest posts by crakeur.bsky.social on Bluesky


He can't even outdo himself. Pathetic.

22.01.2025 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If they confirmed a bar stool, Hegseth would be lining up for a drink.

14.01.2025 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He's covering that deformed mushroom dick which he believes doubles as his brain and his heart.

09.01.2025 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cohen is still looking to spend big money, if necessary, so why not use the deferrals if the players are willing. It frees up cash now for more big name additions.

23.12.2024 18:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Matt Gaetz thinks prostitutes are like the froyo shop, buy ten hos, get the 11th free.

23.12.2024 16:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I bent over for the soap is more like it

15.12.2024 13:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Am I the only one who quietly hums or sings you're my blue sky whenever opening the app?

14.12.2024 23:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Scouting for pets!

14.12.2024 00:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Saw shit meet fan tonight. Outstanding show and an added bonus having @benstiller.redhour.com and the severance crew sitting directly behind us.

13.12.2024 03:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Agreed but to accomplish that, they have stop acting like the other side is playing fair. They need to go on the offensive more and stop playing defense.

12.12.2024 13:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not blaming them for losing, I'm saying they need to change their ways if they want to win back the lost seats and they need to adapt over the next 4 years if they want to accomplish any goals.

12.12.2024 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You just asked billionaires to stop bowing to other billionaires. Pretty sure that ain't happening but it is a lovely sentiment.

09.12.2024 22:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That isn't water, it's Trump's diaper bin.

06.12.2024 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Democrats are too soft. They need to face the fact that they are not playing against a team with the same set of rules and they need to adapt to accomplish anything. If they don't, the next 4 years will be used to set up a long, and ugly run of republican control.

06.12.2024 15:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think that, when you piss yourself during a sobriety test, you don't need to go through with the rest of the test.

05.12.2024 16:01 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is there a chapter on murdering the CEO of your provider?

05.12.2024 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jesus is awful at hide and seek. All these deviants, perverts and criminals find him.

05.12.2024 15:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You will, about 2 weeks after the fire ass subsides.

05.12.2024 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No, Jack, just democracy when it works as intended.

04.12.2024 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Seems to me, the type of oil that machine uses is sold primarily in sex shops.

04.12.2024 16:01 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gothmaga Vance might be worse than Oompa Loompa Maga

04.12.2024 14:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Then there are adults. Not a world filled only with 8 year olds.

03.12.2024 13:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the drone of the adults who speak off camera.

03.12.2024 01:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

True but what 8 year old boy is spending his money (however he got it) on a tree when there's playstation cash, candy or other such tempting things?

02.12.2024 16:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They also want Trump to pardon the insurrectionists.

02.12.2024 15:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

CB is 8 years old and taking shit for buying a lame tree. Who tasks an 8 year old with buying a tree? The whole story is nuts.

02.12.2024 15:26 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

It's a shithole, owned by a shithead, serving shitty food.

29.11.2024 14:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So damned jealous.

28.11.2024 15:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What bathroom do they use there?

27.11.2024 16:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If Canadian illegals are coming here, how come he never wanted a build a wall in the north?

26.11.2024 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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