Sam

@lenamaymath.bsky.social sup, girlfriend. Welcome to Bluesky. It’s fine.

“Just sayin’.”

Be fun if George Soros went out and committed a few crimes so Biden can pardon him too

I think I just understood Beefheart. He’s almost enjoyable now.

Remember kids, Jesus was “hot to go” up on that cross for YOU

That was my first thought!

Why does Little Rock smell like almond?

I’ve been guilty of this and I’m sorry.

Joe Rogan is a bitch.

Let him. Who cares? It’s a corporate media outlet on its way to irrelevance. Let him ruin it faster than they can. Nothing matters anymore.

@actingliketommy.bsky.social I’m too old to do the Twitch thing (my attention span is shot), but I really enjoy your videos on Youtube. Thanks for fighting and helping us old guys remember we’re still relevant.

Saying that elden ring should have an easy mode in a room full of men just to feel something

Awwwww shit.

The people this applies to hate how graffiti looks, but enjoy genocide to its core.

2014: the movie Idiocracy is basically a documentary

2024: the movie Idiocracy is a beautiful and aspirational look at a future brighter than our own. a tantalizing glimpse into a better world that has already slipped from our fingertips.

At what point did Yuko die?

System of the Dog: a SoaD-themed Mother Love Bone cover band.

If you’re ever surprised by how clueless we, as a people, appear to be sometimes, just remember that a scant 25 years ago The Blair Witch project came out and 90% of the population was like “holy shit is this REAL?!”

*a robber sneaks by a crying security guard* Guard: I C... CAN'T BELIEVE BOSS FORGOT MY B-BBIRTHDAY I THOUGHT HE WAS M-MY FRIEND UHOO HOOO Boss, to robber: YOU!! HOW DID YOU GET PAST MY SECURITY ?? Robber: YOU LET YOUR GUARD DOWN

I sure got called a p*do a lot by people who don’t want to see the evidence regarding an actual p*dophile in their party.

Marjorie Taylor Greene being chosen for the Department of Gagworthy Edgelords (DOGE) proves that the entire Musk/Vivek initiative is a joke

I feel like videogames actually do provide a pretty accurate representation of real life right now because a lot of videogames are like “THE WORLD IS ENDING” and then you just collect herbs and pretend nothing is wrong

Illustrated image divided into four panels, each showing a head of a bat with a text label. Top left: little guy, a regular looking back with a dark face and light colored fur, top right: little guy deluxe, a bat with a mask and large ears alongside a bat with a leaf shaped nose, bottom left: what is even going on here, a visored bat with a large forehead next to a bat with a large, wrinkly nose, bottom right: o hi doggie, a fruit bat with its tongue sticking out.

Contrary to popular belief, there are only four kinds of bats.

Please do not give me unsolicited advice about my appearance. Please do not give ANYONE unsolicited advice about their appearance.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Very few things are triggering me these days. It doesn’t mean things aren’t completely fucked, but, rather, it’s all par for the course now.

That story infuriated me. Fuck her and fuck MTG all the way to hell.