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Greg and I tied but since I'm listed first, I think I won all the tie breakers.

Very heartfelt.

Wow

They're probably scoping out your car.

Remember when Penn State fired Ron Franklin (throwback) and we wondered who they'd hire? I guess they're still wondering too.

engineering facts post captioned “one drop of camel tears contains potent antibodies strong enough to neutralize venom from 26 deadly snakes, a breakthrough discovery in anti-venom science” source is questionable, no link to study is provided

in the emergency room for a snake bite and they rush in a camel to watch The Notebook

“Any fun plans for tomorrow?”
“No, we have people coming over.”

A God who truly loves us wouldn’t let it get dark at 5 PM

An all-too-common mistake is inferring the sexuality of historical figures based on contemporary standards that didn’t apply back then. For example, in the 1970s it was normal for a cop, a biker, a Native American, a construction worker, and a cowboy to be friends. It didn’t mean they were gay.

Hard to see, but this bald eagle caught something (rabbit?) in the field across from our house and flew over the road to eat it

If you haven't seen the video of the Maryland player making a dunk and then getting hurt, keep it that way.

Whoa! Only adults can use power tools. I'm reporting it.

Patrick came home and corroborated my story. Michelle doesn't know what to believe now.

I still don't understand the whole thing

I thought it would be funny to go back today

Can't stand that guy. He's on my enemies list, you know?

I guess I didn't realize how deep the SEC is.

Huh, I guess he wasn't a doctor

The Basement Doctor came out today, I'm not sure he's really a doctor.

I got a recall for my 2014 Fusion yesterday.

Much more red tonight, but it's also in the direction of Fort Wayne, so I don't think the green came through well

This was sent out to all staff before I even left the house. What am I walking into today?

There's like a gallon cushion... I think.

No heat this morning. Started checking the voltages after school and the heat kicked on. Maybe a bad thermostat?

A little bit of Aurora action tonight

Big Ten and MAC are killing it

two soldiers carrying a fence in the sand with the words oak island like written above them . ALT: two soldiers carrying a fence in the sand with the words oak island like written above them .

Palpable excitement at our house as the new season of The Curse of Oak Island returns tonight.

so this month i’m supposed to buy a pumpkin, then next month a turkey, and december a tree? can anyone explain what the fuck is going on?

We visited the Hoh rainforest and the trees were huge. Here's a piliated woodpecker and a Michelle.