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Beelzebub Montgomery

@beelzebub-author.bsky.social

A published author, fool, proud wife haver, and pessimist. 22. They/them. Probably a werewolf

19 Followers  |  23 Following  |  33 Posts  |  Joined: 14.01.2025  |  2.0671

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Main character from my fantasy horror book coming out this year!! I love them!! They're.....mmm...yeah!!!!

19.01.2025 05:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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"I like pretty main characters"

They count. Listen you may wanna argue; but trust me. They count. They have a....arguably good personality (?) and are really really....observant.

19.01.2025 05:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Please small artists and writers, comment so I can fill my following with you. I wanna click my following tab and just see human creativity full max

18.01.2025 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Take me out back; take me behind the shed; make me look at the flowers, do something before I EVER let a robot touch my brain magic

18.01.2025 21:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Agreed

18.01.2025 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Unintentional book club

18.01.2025 21:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Working a monotonous job all like "they don't know I'm a published author" and then my coworkers yell back "we know because you don't shut up about it."
They're correct.
I don't.

18.01.2025 21:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Guys this app has so many point of views constantly flooding in. No echo chamber. Maybe now is the time my brain relearns how to hold debates not arguments.

Actually, who am I kidding? I need to learn how to actually finish the book I've spent an entire year on.

14.01.2025 23:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I get where you're coming from. I think it's really...complicated. I still mean it that Gen Z has far more self invested intentions. They may not agree with the censoring but they'll agree with the entertainment. Do you think the influx of Americans will change anything on the app?

14.01.2025 23:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I am on the bridge. I get where it leads from. I think there's plenty of good reasons it's banned. I don't truly think a government fine with selling our data for their profit is against people having our data. They're mad they aren't the ones selling it.

14.01.2025 23:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

She was asleep but I woke her and she said "Oh f**k yeah"

14.01.2025 21:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you Randall, this is very cool and I will show it to my wife

14.01.2025 21:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm in the same boat. Nothing else to do but write and throw my words into the sky with such hope it'll feel like an injustice against the soul if I don't make it.

14.01.2025 21:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Artists! Can we post art here or will it be fed into the hate-human-artists-spit-out-trash machines?

14.01.2025 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I will not be joining redbook; simply because I haven't had a tiktok in years anyway.
But on one positive note for tiktok going down is the old account I had before I started hiding my face will now vanish.

14.01.2025 21:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah unfortunately I have to....uh...get a light bulb stuck in my mouth

14.01.2025 21:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was. I need excitement to my eating experiences. I've been designed by some abnormal creator and it's led to...well peeling a hot dog like cheese at a dimly lit kitchen table.

14.01.2025 21:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly I think it's Mark's family that is the reason. His mom is so wonderfully supportive, he felt grief at such a young age and he's got his brother(s). You can tell by how he talks about them.

14.01.2025 21:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't know you but I believe in you.

14.01.2025 21:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And where else would they go? IG? That's ran by basically bad social media guy #2. The bird app is ran by #1. Everything is consumed by darkness...but not funny little cats with techno. Never funny little cats with techno.

14.01.2025 21:23 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"They're stealing our data" Okay, Gen Z has no true possessions in a society that demands a constant giving with no receiving. You know what they do have??? An interest in funny little cats with techno in the background.

14.01.2025 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Your mother sounds remarkable. I do have to say I recently watched an educational video about that specific feeling. The "fundamental wrongness". Realizing and truly feeling the implication of time. I'm sorry for your loss; she once again sounds like the 8th natural wonder.

14.01.2025 21:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cursed. Horrific. Inhumane. Talented. Extravagant. Creative. Horrible. Lovely. This is a mood. Once I was out of buns and bread...so I had to sit there eating grilled hotdogs like string cheese.

14.01.2025 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Full time job haver here, is the toxic Yuri thing chill? Or does it have those off-putting undertones to it? From what I've seen it's just...cool women who aren't exactly good matches but not perpetuating the bogus dv statistics people quote for WLW. Explain πŸ™ please

14.01.2025 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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12.01.2025 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2335    πŸ” 138    πŸ’¬ 60    πŸ“Œ 9

Someone being a good author isn't always indicative of them being anything else. I knew this. Thankfully I learned about him when I was old enough to. I sympathizing with those who felt much more bonded to his works; but we are not his victims. The focus should be on showing up for them.

14.01.2025 16:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Better to have values than heroes" is a really really good statement.

14.01.2025 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Weeping at the accuracy (actually just Weeping cause I'm not good enough to draw them how I see them in the mind palace)

14.01.2025 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I looked up to Neil Gaiman. Not necessarily in my writing because he came after that; but as what I once believed to be a good person. Now I look up to the brave women who stepped forward to get the justice they deserve; and I hope they get it to the fullest extent.

14.01.2025 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So far so good on this app; now to hope that I can gather followers who love poetry or silly gay horror books with an absolutely unstable cast of characters.
I'm almost done with round 1 of editing; and here's to hoping round 2 goes by faster

14.01.2025 15:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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