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Aloysius Jenkins

@aloysius-jenkins.bsky.social

Gen X soul with a sharp tongue and a soft spot for irony. Raised on movement, molded by stories. Nerd, and strategist in equal measure. I build with humor, cut through nonsense with truth, and stay three steps ahead—unless I feel like letting you catch up.

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Yeah what's been going on makes season 2 episode 1 seem tame

08.08.2025 04:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If it wasn't for him then this refrigerator would be empty when I come over here and then leave with a sandwich.

08.08.2025 04:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Then they need to stop trying to get into my 2 phones.

08.08.2025 04:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You know it got them big pink rollers under the underneath there. #likeapimp

08.08.2025 04:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Instagram is just showing yall what the NSA already knows.

08.08.2025 04:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If only people understood what Meta data is and how it is used and how it could be used against you.

08.08.2025 04:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You can say " tell your story walking" and walk away... But that might just be a NJ thing

08.08.2025 03:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not mos def

08.08.2025 03:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

See who using that new ig feature while whistling " a hunting we will go"

08.08.2025 03:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I see you have a knack for jokes.

08.08.2025 03:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Why do none of yall pronounce the H in the word Herbs.

08.08.2025 03:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Any phone that I could phone phreak with. Or the old g MicroTAC with the leather cover

08.08.2025 03:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You should find an old computer and make them use dos and a land line to learn the wifi password

08.08.2025 02:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I mean this would be the perfect time to make the Moon is a harsh Mistress into a movie.

08.08.2025 02:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If you don't like yourself, you can't like other people.

08.08.2025 02:08 — 👍 4    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Watching what they say.

08.08.2025 01:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The_Aloysius_Jenkins - Twitch Aloysius Jenkins's Live road to 100%

Catch me on www.twitch.tv/the_aloysius...

07.08.2025 05:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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That's Just My Luck

I'm not saying I know anything about this, but I also know I aint ask too many questions either..... 🤷
open.spotify.com/track/757oSA...

07.08.2025 04:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

posting to get added to the list #BlackSky40+

07.08.2025 04:09 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Instagram trying to make people single cause some of y'all sloppy with yah location settings. Mine either is off or my location is nonyah. #locationspoofing

07.08.2025 03:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No one wants smoke with a woman in a bonnet and pajama pants.....

07.08.2025 03:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The RZA presents Shaolin Soul Selection: Volume 1, 2, 3 & 4 Playlist · acient_mon-archy · 119 items · 506 saves

Over here enjoying a playlist from a time before me
open.spotify.com/playlist/3o2...

07.08.2025 03:30 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Trump Teeters On White House Ledge Weighing Pros And Cons Of Killing Self Right Now To Distract From McCain’s Funeral

This was Published:

August 31, 2018

theonion.com/trump-teeter...

07.08.2025 03:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They should have made him take off his shirt and run suicides during halftime, or go to jail.

07.08.2025 03:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The Cruella De Vil hair is a dead give away for a villain.

07.08.2025 02:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego on the Apple II.....

07.08.2025 02:43 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Growing up I hated the DDS , and them little index cards. But seeing random pictures of peoples books on shelves where they have horror next to sci-fi next to nonfiction. Makes me understand Melvil Dewey and why he did what he did. This madness must stop

07.08.2025 02:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Same Plus I am from NJ, random conversations get my "tell your story walking" face

07.08.2025 02:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

People ask why I am sometimes emotionally distant and I say "There was no grief consolers when I watched Bambi's mom get shot."

07.08.2025 01:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yeah I hate part when Tommy the shoe shining angry elf gets banished to the upper room.

07.08.2025 01:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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