☮️Fred Freaky Duarf☮️

Blue Merle puppy

Blue Merle Australian Shepherd reclining on divan with blue ribbon

One of my girl Favour’s pups crossed the 🌈today. Pi was only 10.5 but an abdominal bleed caught up with him.

😁🤪😁

If we’re taking bets on humanity becoming fully aware Vs. Self annihilation then my money’s on fucking ourselves over every single time. For double or nothing, I bet it’s an accident.

Love to be around to collect on that wager.

Some douchecanoe made that trite old inaccurate joke about cannabis and tomato plants looking alike and I just muted them. Don’t need that kind of ignorance based humour in my life.🤢 I hope they wipe with poison oak.

Thanks for the flattery. 😁

Good luck with both. Those roses are an absolute pain. From 30 cuttings I got 3 living and only 1 I trust to survive the winter for sure.

It hasn’t been mined and lined with razor wire yet?

Location location location.

I am NOT surfing Lake Ontario.🤢

Hell, I was born in one of the most backward ignorant spots that sort of misfortune can occur. Houston, Tx. Talk about winning!

🤪😎🤪

I’m in no way claiming to be peerless but you be careful who you’re counting me among there bub. Location does not necessarily dictate nationality. I may be in Canada but I identify as Maltese.

Maybe.🤔

Nice

Patch of cannabis plants being defoliated by the person standing behind them with raised hands and 2 pair of scissors with zinnias in foreground

Just a Fred, out standing in his 🌱field.

I now understand Edward Scissorhands

If we’re making a Kermit playlist this has to be on it as well.

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How do you not just grin like a fool listening this?

Red red rose

Red roses

Not a sure what variety rose these are but they are loving this relocation. Took cuttings🌱 into the cloning chamber earlier this week.

Even diseases? Hey! Did you hear that? I got a social disease!

It’s almost like they’re not really the ones in charge or something.

In other words wish @indaindica.bsky.social good luck in their job interview! Today! NOW!

Trying to avoid the political stuff but does anyone else find government by social media a little odd?

Encouraging a friend for their job interview and it all goes terribly wrong when they walk into HR after having kicked open the door and declaring…

THIS IS MY JOB BITCHES!

Follow me for more gainful employment advice.

Confident friendly smile.
Deep cleansing breath.

Special shout-out to the idiot riding a bike with one hand and scrolling his phone with another while cycling on the footpath. I sincerely hope he gets hit by a bus

Know that you got it and you’re just there to tell them that.

This is my DAMN job bitches!

GET IT GET IT GET IT

Nah. In my day (damn I’m old) in my day the freak flag was represented by long hair and I been shaving my head bald for almost 30 years.

<—- doesn’t need a flag for people to know he’s a freak

I’ll admit to hanging sticky tape traps and relying on the wind currents to end their existence but that’s about as far as I’ll take my gnat militarism. Like you say they’re harmless in the grow room. In the rest of the house they are definitely verboten!

Mosh, nosh whatever!
Microgreens moshpits!

Mrs D starting up an enterprise social account.

Cross stitched bookmarks.

She’d love the follow if you have it to spare.

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Delivery break back at the 🌱 farm to do the daily watering then on to the rest of the day’s deliveries. Glad we got that lil Spark.

*feeling peckish might just mosh these fennel and fava greens leftovers before heading back out mmm I bet there’s some basil and mustard and radish around here too!

Pea cantaloupe cilantro and lemon balm microgreens in a cooler bag for delivery

Today, I make the deliveries.

🌱 #Microgreens

Too early in the day for putting words in order to make sense and sentences. I haven’t had any THC, yet.