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Enzo Garamonde

@noblefourseven.bsky.social

A cryptid native to the Western US who casually wears ren garb, shitposts a lot, kidnaps people, and forces them to play Pathfinder.

25 Followers  |  28 Following  |  31 Posts  |  Joined: 02.12.2024  |  2.2703

Latest posts by noblefourseven.bsky.social on Bluesky

Go the fuck away, you ghoul. Nobody of value likes you.

02.11.2025 05:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

THAT'S THE SPIRIT THAT SUNK THE YAMATO!

(PS: You're getting a follow SPECIFICALLY because you referenced battleships for absolutely no reason, marking you a kindred soul.)

20.10.2025 19:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you liked Christine that much, you should check out Wangan Midnight. Loosely based on Christine, and has a lot of similar talking points.

You could watch it mindlessly and just enjoy freeway racing scenes and cool cars. Or you could pay attention and have your mind blown by how deep it goes.

20.10.2025 19:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can we build a time machine, and go back to 2012?
We'll find Doomcock a girlfriend BEFORE he goes nuts and births outrage influencer culture.

20.10.2025 12:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

brainrot is real.......

20.10.2025 12:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I always had a feeling JoCat was hot.

10.10.2025 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Khan told me mercenaries keep scavenging his lost battlemechs so I asked how many galaxies he has and he said he just sends a dropship and deploys a new star each time so I said it just sounds like he's just feeding Clan warriors into a meat grinder and then his Galaxy Commander started crying.

29.09.2025 01:37 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Go to karaoke nights and pick up the mic. Any karaoke community worth its salt will tell you "It's kara-OKAY, no kara-good."

That'll not only get your confidence up, but you might also end up developing skills at singing. Win/win, if you ask me.

29.09.2025 04:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All glory to the Urbielightenment!

20.06.2025 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fellow Thunderbolt enjoyer :)

20.06.2025 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"She needs anger management" says the world's most thin-skinned, easily enraged man on the planet...

12.06.2025 03:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"She needs anger management" says the world's most thin-skinned, easily enraged man on the planet...

12.06.2025 03:27 β€” πŸ‘ 107    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Everyone who called it (and there were a LOT of us) is just basking in the glory of it all.
The two people I most want to see fail are attacking eachother, and I'm over the moon about it :)

06.06.2025 00:30 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Installers are so boring now. We need THESE installers to come back.

01.06.2025 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also, as for what I did "wrong"?

I told someone to give himself a swirlie because he was being rude and misogynist.

01.06.2025 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Holy crap, the way Twitter informs you of "violations" is fucking creepy as hell, now.
You have to pass a challenge, and then it tells you to delete your post and admit you were wrong, or appeal the decision.
If you appeal, your account is locked out until a decision is made.

Fucking what?

01.06.2025 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So, he picked a fight with a senior citizen and got his ass kicked.

31.05.2025 02:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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He knows that symbol is Nazi imagery. He's fully aware of what it means, what it was used for, and what it does to people.
This is not a joke. It's not "TDS". It's not "overreacting".
Don't look to Democrat leaders to save us. They won't. They'll keep themselves safe, and damn the rest of us.

12.03.2025 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"THE GHOST OF NEIL PEART IS SMILING AT ME, IMPERIAL! CAN YOU SAY THE SAME?"
- her

08.03.2025 04:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I heard you like #Battletech bullshit, so here's another one....

And make no mistake... TBolt is my absolute favorite mech. But that doesn't mean I won't mercilessly criticize it....

08.03.2025 03:58 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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WARNING: Battletech bullshit....

07.03.2025 20:28 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Best TBolt variant I ever fielded was an "ace custom" with an AC/10, 2 SRM-6's, an ERPPC, and jumpjets. That thing was a beast.

03.03.2025 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I fear you are underestimating the depths to which I will simp for the Thunderbolt....

28.02.2025 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ALL. THUNDERBOLTS. ARE. BEAUTIFUL.
We don't loadoutshame, here.

28.02.2025 21:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

There is no such thing as a bad TBolt variant.

28.02.2025 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

False. *I* am the foremost TBolt enjoyer, and I freaking LOVE the Big Iron variant.

28.02.2025 19:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Mmmmmmmmmmmm, Big Iron TBolt :)

28.02.2025 19:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Elon Musk’s mom says it’s β€˜degrading’ to call her son β€˜wealthy’: He’s β€˜the genius of the world’ - Amazing

My sister in Christ, your son is the dumbest motherfucker on the face of the Earth, and he proves it with his own actions on a daily basis.

28.02.2025 19:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Bringing my bullshit to BlueSky more often in the near future. Every time I post on Twitter, I bring myself one step closer to a permaban. It's only a matter of time before I draw Elongated Muskrat's personal attention.

22.02.2025 02:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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