Nolan

💯

❄️❄️❄️

My one improv friend (I have several, but one in particular) really owes me for the number of bad shows he’s forced me to watch him in

Like seriously some people need to get off the dating apps and go talk to a therapist I swear to god

Trying so hard to be the bigger person rn and not completely torch a guy for really egregious dating behavior 😡

At least she’s staying on message 😒

Good.

People have just lost all shame

Ooh, what did I miss?!

🥳🥳🥳

💯

Omg 😭

When you want to send a regular message but accidentally send a rose instead 💀

Totals by Candidate 11 Zohran Kwame Mamdani 1012850 50.32% 12 Curtis A. Sliwa 144123 7.16% | 13 Irene Estrada 2575 0.13% | 14 Eric L. Adams 6182 0.31%| 15 Joseph Hernandez 1228 0.06% 16 Andrew M. Cuomo 837398 41.61% 17 Jim Walden 2128 0.11% | 18 WRITE-IN 6163 0.31% | 2012647

Mamdani cracks 1M votes, the first NYC mayor to do so since John Lindsay in 1969

I just stood up and walked to the door of a brown line train while it was turning a corner AND slowing down and I didn’t lose my balance once. Does this make me a true Chicagoan??

A sneak peek at the cover of next week’s issue, which celebrates Zohran Mamdani’s historic win. #NewYorkerCovers
https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/451hFM

Is a planet like in retrograde or something? Because it feels like a planet’s in retrograde

😘

Where do I do this? I’m taller than you 😄😘

I feel like there’s some upsides to it. Or at least the feeling of superiority

I’ve always figured it was just me being an old man, but 💯💯💯

Looking for tips on how not to be annoyed with everyone and everything constantly 🫠

I’ve recently discovered minute cryptics and I’m gonna be honest they’re bringing me so much joy these days 🤓

If Bigfoot was a hottie

You would think all the mental gymnastics would get tiring at some point and yet reporters keep doing it somehow 🙃

Really just everything is awful 🙃

Yep, it’s called “flooding the zone” and unfortunately it’s VERY effective 😣

I have the (OG) SimCity music stuck in my head this morning

Not complaining

Starting to believe more in simulation theory, but specifically that the simulation is designed to fuck just with me