Tom

When you spend $$$ on a holiday rental with your folks, nice place with a 100-inch TV, and your dad's watching the footy in bloody standard definition 🙄

K-Pop Demon Hunters
Aussie Rock Space Rangers
Britpop Dragon Slayers
Bollywood Vampire Killers
Mariachi Time Squad

How it feels when the two-year old cries for mummy instead of daddy

Haven't finished it yet so no spoilers please, but I don't suppose 'Denim and Lace' makes it onto the #deathstranding2 music player at any point?

What’s the charge, cooking a meal? A succulent mushroom meal?

Just watched #doctorwho "Lux." Probably my most anticipated ep of the season, giving similar vibes to The Devil's Chord (my equal fav from last year). Little did I know just how similar it would be, lots of fun but didn't feel quite as original as TDC. I think the fans have it right: 7/10.

So that's #doctorwho "The Robot Revolution." Doesn't aspire to much beyond 'introduce the new girl' but that's OK. Varada Sethu is instantly amazing and I think I'm going to enjoy watching her as Belinda very much.

No doubt an obvious and churlish question, but if the Doctor can't land on 24th May for some reason, why not travel to May 23rd and just spend a day chilling in the TARDIS? #doctorwho

Idea for invention: flushable toilet roll tubes. Why chuck it in the bin like a pleb when you can flush it alongside the rest of your crap?

Ugh, not a fan of hero bans. Guess I'll be skipping comp then

Sage advice from #Duolingo

Been signed up for less than a minute and already followed by a porn bot. Flippin' heck.